Climate change could have been specifically designed as a response to America's extraordinary restraint and benevolence as the global hegemon.
Would that be the "restraint and benevolence" shown by the United States when Nagasaki and Hiroshima were incinerated in an act designed to show the post war world (and in particular the former Soviet Union) who would be boss?
Or the carpet bombing of Cambodia conducted in secret where several times the amount of bombs dropped in the entire WWII by allied forces were rained down on utterly defenseless people. How restrained was that? I'll bet the Cambodians really couldn't believe their luck as the recipients of such benevolence.
US benevolence was manifestly obvious in Vietnam too, where the gifts of high explosive, napalm and agent orange and such models of democracy as the strategic hamlets program were freely and generously given.
But lest we think that such "restraint and benevolence" is just a modern aberration and not part of the core of the "exceptionalism" of the US as a nation, we should look at the massacre by the US military in 1901 on the Philippine island of Samar. The US general Smith told his men - "I want no prisoners. I want you to kill and burn. The more you kill and burn, the more it will please me." Estimates the dead - more than ten thousand.
And the restraint shown by right wing death squads backed by the CIA in Argentina, Chile, Columbia, Peru, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala and Nicaragua. What is wrong with the population of these countries when such benevolence was right under the very noses?
Not to be weighed down by obsolete concepts like "restraint and benevolence", a much more modern terminology was adopted for the war on Iraq - "shock and awe". So besotted with this new turn of events have the population of Iraq been, that they have been showering their liberators with flowers ever since the start of the war.
With the US military in over a hundred countries, the world has never seen such a benevolent influence. We can truly appreciate the historic significance by listening to the words of US Marine Major General Smedley Butler, reflecting on his career, writing in 1935:
"I spent 33 years and four months in active military service and during that period I spent most of my time as a high class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street and the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism. I helped make Mexico and especially Tampico safe for American oil interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefit of Wall Street. I helped purify Nicaragua for the International Banking House of Brown Brothers in 1902-1912. I brought light to the Dominican Republic for the American sugar interests in 1916. I helped make Honduras right for the American fruit companies in 1903. In China in 1927 I helped see to it that Standard Oil went on its way unmolested. Looking back on it, I might have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents."
Prior to WWII, Smedley Butler was the highest decorated US Marine.