A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the
bartender:
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair - given that you are blind
- that you should know five things .....
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."