Unfortunately I went all in with a scamish stop and had to trade all of my worldly possessions to cover my debts, leaving me with only enough cash to buy this badboy:
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Unfortunately I went all in with a scamish stop and had to trade all of my worldly possessions to cover my debts, leaving me with only enough cash to buy this badboy:
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At least you will be able to bring school girls back to your flat with that monster a la spanish...
Unfortunately I went all in with a scamish stop and had to trade all of my worldly possessions to cover my debts, leaving me with only enough cash to buy this badboy:
Man that's a doozie ... I cant tell which end is the front !😱
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SPANISH89: lol the jobspayment deartment
SPANISH89: but its from their head office number
SPANISH89: and u cant clal back to the human branch there 🙁
SPANISH89: they owe me 180quid per month and i wnat it!
SPANISH89: instead of having to pay for my own food and alcohol
SPANISH89: oooh could crash now nic
SPANISH89: head n shoulders ahs formed
Phil: *****
brut: scrotum
Phil: buttock
brut: japs eye
Phil: tramps smile
brut: chocolate octopus
Phil: lolz
Phil: how;s your day?
Nic: scrotum too
brut: improving
brut: lol
brut: always do better in the afternoon
brut: when there is more to work off
Phil: i'm going to stop trading on ftse close
Phil: then go to the gym
Phil: yeah
Phil: news me = love
brut: im off to gym later as well
brut: then pancakes
Nic: hmmm pancakes
SPANISH89: ive got a date later with this oldish lady :/
SPANISH89: she was my taxi driver
SPANISH89: and sorta asked me out for a drink lol
Nic: how old is oldish?
SPANISH89: anywhere between 30 t early 40s :/
brut: run neon tiger theres alot on your mind
Phil: she has wrinkles under her eyes probably
Phil: haha
Phil: hope you get raped
SPANISH89: ive done stuff liek this before, but not for like pleasure dates lol
brut: smokes 400 a day
SPANISH89: thanks 😉 il think about you while im tiedup in the back of her taxi
brut: who were you escorting 4?
SPANISH89: how do you findout how old a woman is??
SPANISH89: was elf employed
brut: same as a tree
SPANISH89: self*
Phil: lol
brut: nice
SPANISH89: so much easier than trading
brut: got accepted to an agency
Phil: steal her purse
SPANISH89: it was longtime ago tho
Phil: shouldnt be too hard for you
brut: same
SPANISH89: nearly 2years ago
brut: 3 years
Phil: 100 years
SPANISH89: oooh what agency?
brut: some swanky one in london
SPANISH89: you let them wank u off n stuff?
SPANISH89: and u did men too?
brut: pretty good rates as it gos
brut: nah
brut: if wasnt with gf would do it again
SPANISH89: im gna go back into it i think 🙂
brut: ****ing easy money
SPANISH89: since i fancy a holiday
brut: some milfs too
SPANISH89: you got picture?
SPANISH89: why the **** am i watching a fish stockmaket on my tv??!! LOL
brut: mine?
SPANISH89: yea
brut: not any more
brut: did have it done
SPANISH89: nah i mean can i see a picture of you...
brut: ohh to see my girth?
brut: what heat are you packing?
SPANISH89: lol nah im not gay
SPANISH89: just anormal face pic...
Phil: yeah right
SPANISH89: heat?
brut: he he
keano: whose packing heat?
Phil: 1450 again
brut: width / length
Phil: cable
brut: ?
SPANISH89: this ransquawk bloke is wierd..
SPANISH89: he keeps saying 'get ready'
SPANISH89: and making odd nosises every 5mins
Phil: GET READY
Phil: TOOO RUMBLe
SPANISH89: 8.6inches, and quite chunk..
SPANISH89: dont have a cendly ruler tho
SPANISH89: bendy*
SPANISH89: why?
Phil: lol
Phil: you gay
SPANISH89: nah not into gayness
brut: well its important for escorting
brut: depite what chicks say
brut: the dont make small dildos
SPANISH89: lol i just used body as charm more always
SPANISH89: thats wht got me into it all
brut: what were you on an hour?
SPANISH89: cos i was abodymodel from 11, and it sorta just flowed..
SPANISH89: per hour?
SPANISH89: i didnt charge like that
brut: how ?
Phil: lol, the scoutmaster used to take pictures of you naked
SPANISH89: if they wnated just dinner it was 40quid, cos i feel guilty of asking more than that for them to sit with me n watch me gobble some food lol
SPANISH89: but for sexual stuff i charged by the thing
SPANISH89: and by the time of it..
SPANISH89: scoutmaster?
brut: full penetration?
brut: oral?
brut: brown town?
SPANISH89: never actually did **** in pussi on them
SPANISH89: they sucked my **** and it was 106quid per minute
SPANISH89: although if they were like propa minger it was 180
brut: per hour you mean?
SPANISH89: nah per min.
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SPANISH89: they only did 1min tho..
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Phil: HAHAHAH
keano: LOL
SPANISH89: well had teh occasional 2mins
SPANISH89: but anymore than that n itd have been manky
Phil: yeah....manky....
brut: you got better paid
SPANISH89: i went to their houses, chatted with them n stuff, did the min t 2mins, then had a drink then went
brut: 100 quid for 1 min off **** suck
SPANISH89: so was more friendly and nice for them
SPANISH89: they wanted to touch my body n stuff tho lots
SPANISH89: and for me to strip for them whil ethey watched
SPANISH89: ive already applied for a few jobs asa stripped now again bar for hen nighst n stuff
SPANISH89: but most only hire through agencies
SPANISH89: any of you know any hen nights coming up?? 🙂
SPANISH89: but its from their head office number
SPANISH89: and u cant clal back to the human branch there 🙁
SPANISH89: they owe me 180quid per month and i wnat it!
SPANISH89: instead of having to pay for my own food and alcohol
SPANISH89: oooh could crash now nic
SPANISH89: head n shoulders ahs formed
Phil: *****
brut: scrotum
Phil: buttock
brut: japs eye
Phil: tramps smile
brut: chocolate octopus
Phil: lolz
Phil: how;s your day?
Nic: scrotum too
brut: improving
brut: lol
brut: always do better in the afternoon
brut: when there is more to work off
Phil: i'm going to stop trading on ftse close
Phil: then go to the gym
Phil: yeah
Phil: news me = love
brut: im off to gym later as well
brut: then pancakes
Nic: hmmm pancakes
SPANISH89: ive got a date later with this oldish lady :/
SPANISH89: she was my taxi driver
SPANISH89: and sorta asked me out for a drink lol
Nic: how old is oldish?
SPANISH89: anywhere between 30 t early 40s :/
brut: run neon tiger theres alot on your mind
Phil: she has wrinkles under her eyes probably
Phil: haha
Phil: hope you get raped
SPANISH89: ive done stuff liek this before, but not for like pleasure dates lol
brut: smokes 400 a day
SPANISH89: thanks 😉 il think about you while im tiedup in the back of her taxi
brut: who were you escorting 4?
SPANISH89: how do you findout how old a woman is??
SPANISH89: was elf employed
brut: same as a tree
SPANISH89: self*
Phil: lol
brut: nice
SPANISH89: so much easier than trading
brut: got accepted to an agency
Phil: steal her purse
SPANISH89: it was longtime ago tho
Phil: shouldnt be too hard for you
brut: same
SPANISH89: nearly 2years ago
brut: 3 years
Phil: 100 years
SPANISH89: oooh what agency?
brut: some swanky one in london
SPANISH89: you let them wank u off n stuff?
SPANISH89: and u did men too?
brut: pretty good rates as it gos
brut: nah
brut: if wasnt with gf would do it again
SPANISH89: im gna go back into it i think 🙂
brut: ****ing easy money
SPANISH89: since i fancy a holiday
brut: some milfs too
SPANISH89: you got picture?
SPANISH89: why the **** am i watching a fish stockmaket on my tv??!! LOL
brut: mine?
SPANISH89: yea
brut: not any more
brut: did have it done
SPANISH89: nah i mean can i see a picture of you...
brut: ohh to see my girth?
brut: what heat are you packing?
SPANISH89: lol nah im not gay
SPANISH89: just anormal face pic...
Phil: yeah right
SPANISH89: heat?
brut: he he
keano: whose packing heat?
Phil: 1450 again
brut: width / length
Phil: cable
brut: ?
SPANISH89: this ransquawk bloke is wierd..
SPANISH89: he keeps saying 'get ready'
SPANISH89: and making odd nosises every 5mins
Phil: GET READY
Phil: TOOO RUMBLe
SPANISH89: 8.6inches, and quite chunk..
SPANISH89: dont have a cendly ruler tho
SPANISH89: bendy*
SPANISH89: why?
Phil: lol
Phil: you gay
SPANISH89: nah not into gayness
brut: well its important for escorting
brut: depite what chicks say
brut: the dont make small dildos
SPANISH89: lol i just used body as charm more always
SPANISH89: thats wht got me into it all
brut: what were you on an hour?
SPANISH89: cos i was abodymodel from 11, and it sorta just flowed..
SPANISH89: per hour?
SPANISH89: i didnt charge like that
brut: how ?
Phil: lol, the scoutmaster used to take pictures of you naked
SPANISH89: if they wnated just dinner it was 40quid, cos i feel guilty of asking more than that for them to sit with me n watch me gobble some food lol
SPANISH89: but for sexual stuff i charged by the thing
SPANISH89: and by the time of it..
SPANISH89: scoutmaster?
brut: full penetration?
brut: oral?
brut: brown town?
SPANISH89: never actually did **** in pussi on them
SPANISH89: they sucked my **** and it was 106quid per minute
SPANISH89: although if they were like propa minger it was 180
brut: per hour you mean?
SPANISH89: nah per min.
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SPANISH89: they only did 1min tho..
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Phil: HAHAHAH
keano: LOL
SPANISH89: well had teh occasional 2mins
SPANISH89: but anymore than that n itd have been manky
Phil: yeah....manky....
brut: you got better paid
SPANISH89: i went to their houses, chatted with them n stuff, did the min t 2mins, then had a drink then went
brut: 100 quid for 1 min off **** suck
SPANISH89: so was more friendly and nice for them
SPANISH89: they wanted to touch my body n stuff tho lots
SPANISH89: and for me to strip for them whil ethey watched
SPANISH89: ive already applied for a few jobs asa stripped now again bar for hen nighst n stuff
SPANISH89: but most only hire through agencies
SPANISH89: any of you know any hen nights coming up?? 🙂
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brut: i know a guy who was a stripper but retired now
brut: was with a good agency
brut: maybe can put you in touch
trendie: this has got to be the most surreal this chat has ever been
brut: he said stripping for gays pays best
Phil: orlf
Phil: spanish's natural talent
brut: 😉
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brut: 😉
brut: you copy and paste phil
trendie: LOL
Phil: duh
Phil: 🙂
brut: lol
T: spanish you are full of ****
T: How do you suppose you would get through a night as being an escrot
T: you havent even got through puberty
brut: roflmao
Phil: micro penis - Google Image Search
brut: was with a good agency
brut: maybe can put you in touch
trendie: this has got to be the most surreal this chat has ever been
brut: he said stripping for gays pays best
Phil: orlf
Phil: spanish's natural talent
brut: 😉
edit:
brut: 😉
brut: you copy and paste phil
trendie: LOL
Phil: duh
Phil: 🙂
brut: lol
T: spanish you are full of ****
T: How do you suppose you would get through a night as being an escrot
T: you havent even got through puberty
brut: roflmao
Phil: micro penis - Google Image Search
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brut: cant do a decent mangina with one of them
Phil: lol
Phil: you would just push it inside
brut: Urban Dictionary: Mangina tree
brut: yep
brut: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Public Transportation Fap Fap
brut: i seen a guy do that on a london buss
Phil: LOL
Phil: now thats funny
SPANISH89: aloha soz the government phoned back again
brut: good news?
SPANISH89: stripping for gays?? :S
brut: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Nearly Impaled For Realz
SPANISH89: and its not hard to do it T.... 😉
Phil: rofl
Phil: go to the pictures
Phil: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Zombie Tits
SPANISH89: well it is for nerds n geeks
SPANISH89: but if you got enough confidcence and over-charm n body its easy 😀
T: I would say, for your cliets, it would be very hard
T: just for the record
Phil: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Pussy Tongue
T: I do not believe, for one second, that you have been a male escort
SPANISH89: eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Phil: your an ugly ****
Phil: oops, didnt mean to press enter
Phil: oh well
SPANISH89: lol i honestly dont care what you belive mate 😉
T: good
SPANISH89: im not applying for you 😀
T: lets clarify
SPANISH89: its just something that i did while i was at college was it was easy money and doing what im best at
T: you HAVe been an escort, and clients would pay you 106 GBP per minutue go go down on you you
SPANISH89: yep 😉
keano: lol
T: lol
SPANISH89: easiest money i ever made
SPANISH89: if your short on funds mate i cna put you in touch with them.. 😉
SPANISH89: although they arent really into nerdy middleaged blokes soz
keano: dont think he's gonna believe you mate....
T: I am long reality pal
trendie: why would a woman pay? (being thick here)
Phil: why arent you still doing it....
T: its a total fantasy
SPANISH89: cos it was manky
Phil: and how old were you when you were doing this?
Phil: 17?
T: didn;t you know he did work experience as an astronaut?
keano: most of the guys on t2w are convinced spanish is a pathelogical lier...im indifferent personally
SPANISH89: ugly old women touching you
SPANISH89: but cash is cash
SPANISH89: and yea 16 t 17
trendie: a woman needs nly go to nearest club, and prop up the bar. and take her pick
T: well that might not be the case
SPANISH89: its not teh sort thing you would lie about tbh if i wanted to seem liek a 'stud' or hunklol
T: they might just want some good company w/ conversation over dinner
T: which S89 has absolutely no hope of providing
Phil: gumtree.com lulz
trendie: they can go join a college and do some courses - and take their pick
Phil: lol
Phil: you would just push it inside
brut: Urban Dictionary: Mangina tree
brut: yep
brut: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Public Transportation Fap Fap
brut: i seen a guy do that on a london buss
Phil: LOL
Phil: now thats funny
SPANISH89: aloha soz the government phoned back again
brut: good news?
SPANISH89: stripping for gays?? :S
brut: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Nearly Impaled For Realz
SPANISH89: and its not hard to do it T.... 😉
Phil: rofl
Phil: go to the pictures
Phil: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Zombie Tits
SPANISH89: well it is for nerds n geeks
SPANISH89: but if you got enough confidcence and over-charm n body its easy 😀
T: I would say, for your cliets, it would be very hard
T: just for the record
Phil: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Pussy Tongue
T: I do not believe, for one second, that you have been a male escort
SPANISH89: eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Phil: your an ugly ****
Phil: oops, didnt mean to press enter
Phil: oh well
SPANISH89: lol i honestly dont care what you belive mate 😉
T: good
SPANISH89: im not applying for you 😀
T: lets clarify
SPANISH89: its just something that i did while i was at college was it was easy money and doing what im best at
T: you HAVe been an escort, and clients would pay you 106 GBP per minutue go go down on you you
SPANISH89: yep 😉
keano: lol
T: lol
SPANISH89: easiest money i ever made
SPANISH89: if your short on funds mate i cna put you in touch with them.. 😉
SPANISH89: although they arent really into nerdy middleaged blokes soz
keano: dont think he's gonna believe you mate....
T: I am long reality pal
trendie: why would a woman pay? (being thick here)
Phil: why arent you still doing it....
T: its a total fantasy
SPANISH89: cos it was manky
Phil: and how old were you when you were doing this?
Phil: 17?
T: didn;t you know he did work experience as an astronaut?
keano: most of the guys on t2w are convinced spanish is a pathelogical lier...im indifferent personally
SPANISH89: ugly old women touching you
SPANISH89: but cash is cash
SPANISH89: and yea 16 t 17
trendie: a woman needs nly go to nearest club, and prop up the bar. and take her pick
T: well that might not be the case
SPANISH89: its not teh sort thing you would lie about tbh if i wanted to seem liek a 'stud' or hunklol
T: they might just want some good company w/ conversation over dinner
T: which S89 has absolutely no hope of providing
Phil: gumtree.com lulz
trendie: they can go join a college and do some courses - and take their pick
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SPANISH89: if i wanted for some reason to makeup to a load of random blokes in an online chatroom that im sorta stud id probably just makeup some **** aboutfcking fit girls aily
SPANISH89: ahhh you would be surprised T 😉
SPANISH89: i may know how to wind everyone up when i wnat...
T: i think it IS the kind of thing YOU would lie about because you have some sort of complex, and ny DENYING that you do infact bring it attention to something that deep down you know is UNTRUE
SPANISH89: but i also know exactly how to use all the charms when i need to 😀
brut: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On
T: just get in your wheelchair and take a picture
SPANISH89: ok mate if you dont wana belive me you dont have to.. 🙂
T: then you'll get the attention you spastic
SPANISH89: its not a huge thing even that i have a need to publicse
trendie: harsh
T: fair
trendie: lol
SPANISH89: lol i would mate but your mum sat on it and well you seen her... 😉
T: **** whyam i eben here
T: joke
T: total ****ing joke
T: by guys
SPANISH89: adios 😉
SPANISH89: bi babe x
keano: l8r
SPANISH89: why is that bloek so angry always?? 🙂
Phil: what just happened there
trendie: as a trivial aside, hows Dow and Oil doing?
SPANISH89: he got woundup about something i did 2years ago for easy cash, threw a hissy fit and stormed out in ahuff 😀
SPANISH89: and they are doing **** still
SPANISH89: sideways moevment
brut: dow stepping down
SPANISH89: did anyone actually earn anything while that was all going on?? lol
Phil: yes i shorted cable 14450 for the secon time and went long at 14400area
keano: im pretty much done for the day. Lost £400 on GJ and made 2k on SPX rally.... May try long again this evening
Phil: reckon this is due to range down here for a while before breaking down (i hope).
Phil:OK
SPANISH89: ahhh you would be surprised T 😉
SPANISH89: i may know how to wind everyone up when i wnat...
T: i think it IS the kind of thing YOU would lie about because you have some sort of complex, and ny DENYING that you do infact bring it attention to something that deep down you know is UNTRUE
SPANISH89: but i also know exactly how to use all the charms when i need to 😀
brut: eFukt.com - porn you wish you never saw - Girl Gets Publicly Jizzed On
T: just get in your wheelchair and take a picture
SPANISH89: ok mate if you dont wana belive me you dont have to.. 🙂
T: then you'll get the attention you spastic
SPANISH89: its not a huge thing even that i have a need to publicse
trendie: harsh
T: fair
trendie: lol
SPANISH89: lol i would mate but your mum sat on it and well you seen her... 😉
T: **** whyam i eben here
T: joke
T: total ****ing joke
T: by guys
SPANISH89: adios 😉
SPANISH89: bi babe x
keano: l8r
SPANISH89: why is that bloek so angry always?? 🙂
Phil: what just happened there
trendie: as a trivial aside, hows Dow and Oil doing?
SPANISH89: he got woundup about something i did 2years ago for easy cash, threw a hissy fit and stormed out in ahuff 😀
SPANISH89: and they are doing **** still
SPANISH89: sideways moevment
brut: dow stepping down
SPANISH89: did anyone actually earn anything while that was all going on?? lol
Phil: yes i shorted cable 14450 for the secon time and went long at 14400area
keano: im pretty much done for the day. Lost £400 on GJ and made 2k on SPX rally.... May try long again this evening
Phil: reckon this is due to range down here for a while before breaking down (i hope).
Phil:OK
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Rather than follow Buddhist teachings, why don't budding acolytes just find out about Spanish... and do the opposite?
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Mr_Gecko: 'I am long reality'
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maybe, after all, he's only a pathological, lying Walt. You're right, spanish is much worse 🙂
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Wow this Mike guy takes it to a whole new level.
The letter from the Army is superb.
The letter from the Army is superb.
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