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[TheBramble]

But you're using 'causality cannot be violated' as an axiom, not as a proof.

This isn't a teaser as I don't have an answer. I am genuinely looking for an answer.

If you ignore the mechanism by which a 1 AU strip of metal can exist and be manipulated, or even a 12 inch (slightly smaller than average willy size) strip be rotated through 90 degrees (or 1 degree or a one one millionth of a degree – anything basically) in less than a nanosecond and come up with a refutation that FTL communication could have taken place, that would be jolly.

When Einstein sat on his beam of light for his thought experiments, he didn’t consider the mechanism by which such a feat would be achievable…

 

[arabianights]

Tony, you're a cruel man, you're going to be making them think far too hard...

 

[robster970]

Now you're just asking me to provide empirical evidence of the graviton at all energy states to unify the axiomatic issues associated with special relativity with a quantum model of gravity that works at low energy states.

Not asking for much are you

 

[TheBramble]

Tony, you're a cruel man, you're going to be making them think far too hard...

They're traders.

Aren't they?

 

[Pento]

my head hurts

 

[MrGecko]

my head hurts

Yeah I read that review too.

 

[Pento]

i knew i shouldn't have twisted my 12 inch metal pole around 360 degrees just cos TheBramble told me to

 

[MrGecko]

i knew i shouldn't have twisted my 12 inch metal pole around 360 degrees just cos TheBramble told me to

Haven't got to that one though!

 

[Pento]

After too much rotating my 12 inch pole has fallen off.

Which theory/rule/paradox does this come under?

 

[TheBramble]

After too much rotating my 12 inch pole has fallen off.

Which theory/rule/paradox does this come under?

Parallax.

If you move your head to the left you'll notice, not only is your mum watching you, but it has assumed its more natural 3 inch projection.

 

[MrGecko]

parallax.

If you move your head to the left you'll notice, not only is your mum watching you, but she has assumed her more natural 3 inch projection.

fyp.

 

[TheBramble]

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Oooo....Gecko is a bad boy.

 

[MrGecko]

I lost interest at the inferometer stage. One more wicket and it's bedtime for me.

 

[Dommo]

Any takers (that aren’t going to try in vain to seek refuge in the largely discredited theory of relativity)?

Can you remind me of the experimental evidence for discrediting this theory?
Cheers

 

[scose-no-doubt]

Can you remind me of the experimental evidence for discrediting this theory?
Cheers

Edit: Terrible joke removed.
I think Hawking theorised it away but not sure about experimental evidence or how that would even work when you're dealing with sh1t on the celestial level :S

 

[Dommo]

Edit: Terrible joke removed.

Dude, if only you 'd replaced the noun IG with vacuum energy you'd have had it sewn up.

 

[DionysusToast]

Take a thin strip of superlight metal, perhaps just one molecule thick and a couple of inches wide, which is effectively without mass,

I can confirm that such metal can easily be found on the new Camry....

will not bend, buckle,melt or twist or be subject to any mechanical deformation whatsoever regardless of what you do to it or where it finds itself

Sadly, the Camry obviously doesn't have these properties - but the Mitsubishi obviously does...

Is there another make/model I can rear-end in my quest to find the perfect metal?

 

[rathcoole_exile]

Nice one Pedro !

I'm driving next time

 

[TheBramble]

Can you remind me of the experimental evidence for discrediting this theory?
Cheers

http://www.trade2win.com/boards/gen...compliant-trading-platform-5.html#post1345690

 

[DionysusToast]

Nice one Pedro !

I'm driving next time

The missus has banned me from driving now - I'm now taking the bus.