The Whistleblower
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Gents....
I shouldn't have buggered off for a fat lunch for I have been beaten to the post in respect of Harry Hill, The Curious World of ..., and the bird on the steps. It would be most pleasant to be able to take responsibility of the bird at least. I understand, though, that there is also a Frinton in the US. I haven't seen her, her grand-mother or those steps around here, and by God, I have searched!
As for The Curious World of......I am afraid they only scratched the surface and clearly didn't wish to shock the world with the REAL people who reside and hang out here. :/
I note that Insidergates referred to the Cricket Club and 'The Mem' (This is the old faithful Memorial Club that adorns most English towns somewhere or another) Ours has the privilege that it contains REAL old farts, who boldly break wind whilst piling pension funds into the fruit machines. I believe once there was a seemingly stubborn old ******* who wouldn't sod off after the final bell....only to be found dead at his table.
But I digress.....I don't think the Rotary Club or the Golf Club were much mentioned in Insidergates rants. Is this because these are potential places he wallows in his own self-importance. I would suggest, 'Yes!' for those two locations are crammed to the rafters with self-indulged, self-opinionated, head up their own arses, bigotted, smug gentlemen. A few however do seem to wander around the town with heads held not quite so high as they once did...
Ah, and to Our Dicko....
During the balmy summers here in FOS the Cricket Club have a week of pomp and ceremony engulfing most of the knobs all at the same place at the same time; every day from luncheon, held at the Cricket Club, obviously, in a huge tent. A little cricket is indulged in, but that is merely a token bi-product. The evenings tend to result in little short of similar episodes to the current student riots. HOWEVER, this summer, Dicko kindly invited and paid for many of his investors to join him in celebrating his new found wealth.....all on him! Such a lovely gesture, wouldn't you agree? <snigger!>
It should also be noted that Our Dicko was un-biased and not discriminate in whose cash he accepted for 'investment'. He was quite happy to take the gains of all types, including, pikeys and gipsies. How splendidly generous of him!
As for his current location.....perhaps more later...
Your humble servant
The Whistleblower
I shouldn't have buggered off for a fat lunch for I have been beaten to the post in respect of Harry Hill, The Curious World of ..., and the bird on the steps. It would be most pleasant to be able to take responsibility of the bird at least. I understand, though, that there is also a Frinton in the US. I haven't seen her, her grand-mother or those steps around here, and by God, I have searched!
As for The Curious World of......I am afraid they only scratched the surface and clearly didn't wish to shock the world with the REAL people who reside and hang out here. :/
I note that Insidergates referred to the Cricket Club and 'The Mem' (This is the old faithful Memorial Club that adorns most English towns somewhere or another) Ours has the privilege that it contains REAL old farts, who boldly break wind whilst piling pension funds into the fruit machines. I believe once there was a seemingly stubborn old ******* who wouldn't sod off after the final bell....only to be found dead at his table.
But I digress.....I don't think the Rotary Club or the Golf Club were much mentioned in Insidergates rants. Is this because these are potential places he wallows in his own self-importance. I would suggest, 'Yes!' for those two locations are crammed to the rafters with self-indulged, self-opinionated, head up their own arses, bigotted, smug gentlemen. A few however do seem to wander around the town with heads held not quite so high as they once did...
Ah, and to Our Dicko....
During the balmy summers here in FOS the Cricket Club have a week of pomp and ceremony engulfing most of the knobs all at the same place at the same time; every day from luncheon, held at the Cricket Club, obviously, in a huge tent. A little cricket is indulged in, but that is merely a token bi-product. The evenings tend to result in little short of similar episodes to the current student riots. HOWEVER, this summer, Dicko kindly invited and paid for many of his investors to join him in celebrating his new found wealth.....all on him! Such a lovely gesture, wouldn't you agree? <snigger!>
It should also be noted that Our Dicko was un-biased and not discriminate in whose cash he accepted for 'investment'. He was quite happy to take the gains of all types, including, pikeys and gipsies. How splendidly generous of him!
As for his current location.....perhaps more later...
Your humble servant
The Whistleblower
