Crime and punishment

[dbphoenix]

Where do we start and how long have you got?

Left of centre politicians whose constituents are the liberal middle classes, whose clients are subsidy or government spending-dependent, and who believe that every problem has an answer in a new government policy headed by a new government department.

Westerners have trouble connecting the dots with regard to this problem. Let's start by determining just how many civilians we've killed in the ME over the past month.

Does anybody know? Does anybody care?

 

[dbphoenix]

I have been reading about the situation in Venezuela. It is dire. People are starving and armed gangs cruise the streets. And why......?

They had a Socialist idiot called Chavez in power for years !!

So don't vote for our Socialist idiot - Corbyn.

And what exactly does Socialism have to do with it?

 

[mike.]

Breaking News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike
Suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs ( B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

 

[Atilla]

Somebody said 2/3rds of all UK weapons sold to ME.

If peace ever breaks out the UK defense industry is fecked.