Brexit and the Consequences

[barjon]

from the moment "we" *** voted to leave, i have been continually surprised at the naivity of those same voters on how they thought the negociations would actually go .....

I quote the following imaginary conversation .......

GB - We are Great Britain and we want to be great again ...Rule Britannia , thyphoo tea , ian botham , last night of the proms , winston churchill , bodacia , and Henry 5th (part 1) ......we have overwhelmingly voted to leave you johnny foreigners so bloody accept it .....

we want to pay nothing , leave without penalties and want everything sorted inside the allotted period ....kindly all of you surrender and let us have everything we want .....now go away the whole bally lot of you ....

Europe

of course Great British people ...we adore you and totally understand why you are leaving .....please let everyone of the family countries in europe bend over and accept all your terms .....even if they are totally uncompliant with the rules pertaining to leaving please please ignore us all and walk away with no penalties or problems scott free ............after all hyou decided to leave

well it doesnt work like that to ll you leavers ..........leaving the club will hurt hurt hurt ..........and they are going to set us up as the emple to ensure no one else has the same idea

sigh..............whistling

**** I use "we" in the more general uk population definition and its wonderful sense of humour in this partucular vote ...

Yeah, that about sums it up .

 

[NVP]

Sure they are, they don't want us to leave, they need our money.

So once again.....who is going to pay for the project when we stop contributing?

perhaps we renegociate better terms and promise we will rejoin if accepted ? ......

that would be the bloody deal of the millenium by Great Britain

 

[counter_violent]

perhaps we renegociate better terms and promise we will rejoin if accepted ? ......

that would be the bloody deal of the millenium by Great Britain

I think not

The project is still doomed, no matter how much lippy ya put on it...it's still a pig

 

[mike.]

Rumours that the 1922 committee have received the 48 letters needed to trigger a no confidence vote in TM, The Brexit negotiations might be taking a slightly different route if this is indeed true, Big day tomorrow for the PM...

 

[counter_violent]

Rumours that the 1922 committee have received the 48 letters needed to trigger a no confidence vote in TM, The Brexit negotiations might be taking a slightly different route if this is indeed true, Big day tomorrow for the PM...

source ?

 

[mike.]

source ?

Classified...lol:

 

[counter_violent]

Classified...lol:

Also rumours that today saw an almighty cabinet row, where they all agreed that nothing was agreed.

Fun and games tomorrow I feel.

 

[Splitlink]

Sure they are, they don't want us to leave, they need our money.

So once again.....who is going to pay for the project when we stop contributing?

You worry about leaving! Leave EU to sort out who is going to contribute what!

My wife told a shopkeeper that everyone else was selling milk cheaper than him. If he did not sell his cheaper she was going somewhere else. She did not ask him whether he was going to go broke, or not. That's his business.

Surely you are the same in private life? Your argument does not hold water.

 

[Atilla]

You worry about leaving! Leave EU to sort out who is going to contribute what!

My wife told a shopkeeper that everyone else was selling milk cheaper than him. If he did not sell his cheaper she was going somewhere else. She did not ask him whether he was going to go broke, or not. That's his business.

Surely you are the same in private life? Your argument does not hold water.

LOL yes you are bang on with your observation dear Split, simply that CV is suffering from a rare but not uncommon condition.


Reminds me of this joke.


A guy woke up one morning..
and heard a voice inside his head that said, "Quit your job... sell your house... take all your money and go to Las Vegas." He ignored it, but later that day he heard it again, more insistent. "Quit your job... sell your house... take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" The harder he tried, the more he heard it. Pretty soon it was in his head constantly. "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!!!" Finally he couldn't stand it anymore. He quit his job, sold his house, put all his money in a suitcase and flew to Las Vegas. The moment he stepped off the plane the voice said, "Go to Caesar's Palace!" He took a cab to Caesar's Palace. The voice said, "Go to the roulette table!" He made his way back to the roulette table. The voice said, "Bet everything on Red 23!" He put every cent he had on Red 23. The wheel spun around, and the ball landed on Black 11. The voice said, "Fluck."


Quit the EU. Save membership fee. Make new trade deals elsewhere with the rest of the World. Trade on WTO.


Brexiteers will be sitting around the cabinet table looking at each other, hearing voices alright.

Oh Fluck! What have we done!!!

 

[Pat494]

OOOOOOOOOOH La LA

Lagarde is warning that Calais may be closed to traffic if its a hard Brexit.

That amounts to about an extra 10 miles a day tail back from Dover !
Should soon be into the Midlands then ?

 

[sminicooper]

OOOOOOOOOOH La LA

Lagarde is warning that Calais may be closed to traffic if its a hard Brexit.

That amounts to about an extra 10 miles a day tail back from Dover !
Should soon be into the Midlands then ?

Wasn't this the lady who had to make a grovelling apology to George Osborne for getting the IMF's downbeat forecast of UK growth completely wrong?

 

[Signalcalc]

LOL yes you are bang on with your observation dear Split, simply that CV is suffering from a rare but not uncommon condition.


Reminds me of this joke.


A guy woke up one morning..
and heard a voice inside his head that said, "Quit your job... sell your house... take all your money and go to Las Vegas." He ignored it, but later that day he heard it again, more insistent. "Quit your job... sell your house... take all your money and go to Las Vegas!" The harder he tried, the more he heard it. Pretty soon it was in his head constantly. "Quit your job! Sell your house! Take all your money and go to Las Vegas!!!" Finally he couldn't stand it anymore. He quit his job, sold his house, put all his money in a suitcase and flew to Las Vegas. The moment he stepped off the plane the voice said, "Go to Caesar's Palace!" He took a cab to Caesar's Palace. The voice said, "Go to the roulette table!" He made his way back to the roulette table. The voice said, "Bet everything on Red 23!" He put every cent he had on Red 23. The wheel spun around, and the ball landed on Black 11. The voice said, "Fluck."


Quit the EU. Save membership fee. Make new trade deals elsewhere with the rest of the World. Trade on WTO.


Brexiteers will be sitting around the cabinet table looking at each other, hearing voices alright.

Oh Fluck! What have we done!!!

Looks like you guys are missing the point that CV is trying to make. He is merely pointing out that the EU is a failing project, us leaving will leave them in a financial black hole making the demise quicker than it would be if we stayed in.

If we're out we don't go down with the already sinking ship and it's €trillions of debt, we may still need a lifebelt thrown to us (probably by the US) because we would still be closely tied on trade and the military.

If we're in, then we do go down with the ship and our drowning would be unavoidable it's doubtful the US would lend a hand to the EU unless of course it's to do 'a German' and only bailout nation states as long as they will be indebted until the end of time.

All you guys are doing is choosing the sinking ship and as CV is pointing out, it needs pointing out to you as you are so blinded by the blue flag and yellow stars not to see any of it approaching.

 

[Atilla]

OOOOOOOOOOH La LA

Lagarde is warning that Calais may be closed to traffic if its a hard Brexit.

That amounts to about an extra 10 miles a day tail back from Dover !
Should soon be into the Midlands then ?

Moggy was asked question about supply disruptions and he B****ed his way through mumbling about supply disruptions won't affect us because we'll have control of our borders and can let anything we like in.

No answers about how they'll inspect what's coming in from where and how they'll collect tariffs or more importantly, how goods going out will flow into EU.


Numpties still fail to understand issues or impacts of Brexit.


It will simply be traded on WTO rules and that's the end of it.


We'll see what businesses think of that. They'll be told to get on with it and let prices sort them selves out. It is a very arrogant bloody minded way of doing anything. No business intelligence. Just much hype, hope and tosh. :idea:

 

[Signalcalc]

Wasn't this the lady who had to make a grovelling apology to George Osborne for getting the IMF's downbeat forecast of UK growth completely wrong?

Also Lagarde was investigated for fraud, no smoke without fire........

 

[Signalcalc]

Moggy was asked question about supply disruptions and he B****ed his way through mumbling about supply disruptions won't affect us because we'll have control of our borders and can let anything we like in.

No answers about how they'll inspect what's coming in from where and how they'll collect tariffs or more importantly, how goods going out will flow into EU.


Numpties still fail to understand issues or impacts of Brexit.


It will simply be traded on WTO rules and that's the end of it.


We'll see what businesses think of that. They'll be told to get on with it and let prices sort them selves out. It is a very arrogant bloody minded way of doing anything. No business intelligence. Just much hype, hope and tosh. :idea:

You arguing against free markets does not surprise me, government control of markets is a socialist ideal.

 

[Atilla]

You arguing against free markets does not surprise me, government control of markets is a socialist ideal.

Free markets you say?

So what are you proposing?

We pay WTO tariffs to EU and don't collect any back on goods coming in?

That is detail likes of Moggy or Govey our numpty politicians do not wish to discuss or consider.

Words are cheap. Action takes effort. Who's going to sort that crap out and what impact will it have on goods crossing borders.

Too much detail eh?

You have to employ and train staff. Take control of borders indeed. Walls don't get built with words alone. Right Trumpeteer you are

 

[counter_violent]

Also Lagarde was investigated for fraud, no smoke without fire........

Actually she was convicted, but hey ho, one rule for us and another for the corrupt elites.

 

[Atilla]

Actually she was convicted, but hey ho, one rule for us and another for the corrupt elites.

AND what should your punishment be for spreading lies that EU is contracting? Braking up! Imploding? Exploding? ladidadidaaaaa....


:whistling

 

[mike.]

OOOOOOOOOOH La LA

Lagarde is warning that Calais may be closed to traffic if its a hard Brexit.

That amounts to about an extra 10 miles a day tail back from Dover !
Should soon be into the Midlands then ?

It’s funny when people say Calais is going to shut then immediately think of traffic jams in the UK, France will come to a standstill,the French will riot.. It’s 90% foreign trucks entering and leaving the U.K., shot and foot come to mind, wonder how long that brilliant idea lasts

 

[counter_violent]

AND what should your punishment be for spreading lies that EU is contracting? Braking up! Imploding? Exploding? ladidadidaaaaa....


:whistling

It's all true and has been covered many times. There is no EU growth when you strip out the funny money. When the magic money stops we will then see the sharp adjustments. One could easily make the case that it has already started to slow down. Latest figures from Germany for example. Coupled with all the self inflicted migration problems. Anyway, it won't be up to the EU to determine Europe's future. It will be the people of Europe who decide. Much to your annoyance i'm sure.