last one OK mods?
a song to Howard Cohodas by DashRiprock and Meanreversion
(sung to the tune of "Sweet child of mine" by Guns and Roses)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xurq0_ik3SE&feature=fvsr
He's got a vol smile that seems to me
Reminds me of childish strategies
Where everything
Expired without difficult - y .....
Now and then, in the marketplace
you can vol arb away, at a leisurely pace
this definately isn't wrong
he'll even train you and then show you why-y
whooooo ooaaa oo ooaaa Volatility smiless
Whooaaa oh oh ooh Volatility smiles
look at the risk, with your own mince pies
your bound to end up in some pain-ain
i think its fair, if I may surmise
that your sharpe ratio won't remain
you'll end up broke, and with an antitrust case
your face will be shown worldwide
because you didn't listen
to DashRiprock
when he told you that you were a plonker
whooooo ooaaa oo ooaaa Volatility smiless
Whooaaa oh oh ooh Volatility smiles