Jon, we've needed you.Well, I see not much has changed whilst I’ve been away
Visit the Tesconews supermarket - we cater for all tastes.
Fancy it’s the West’s fault - aisle 5, shelves 1 -25
Putin’s gone mad- aisle 7, shelves 2 - 8
chemical weapons coming - aisle 3, shelves 22 - 34
Truth - aisle 1, but don’t go there ‘cos only the brand leaders are on the shelves.
As I watch all this in shocked disbelief there’s no doubt in my mind who are the baddies, seems pretty simple to me.