chilltrader
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Are they selling FAP Turbo by any chance?
If this is serious then you are a nutter.
Get some help mate.....
I just hope if someone finds me chopped up into little pieces in a freezer, they wont believe the suicide note!
Was speaking to an old mate this morning who used to live near me and a similar thing happened to him. He ran outside with a meat cleaver to confront th eperson in the car. The person in the car was so scared he reversed out knocking down a large fence right onto the main road and sped off! This same friend of mine told me to call him if it happends again and he'll be round mine as fast as he can to block the intruder in and take care of him.
Whats your next of the woods in Deutschland like for violent crime M?
I live in a similar sounding situation and recently a 4 by 4 with opaque windows kept 'casing' the place so I went out and spoke to them and the couple inside told me they had just come back to the UK after being in Oz for 20 years. They told me that my house was once owned by the man's grandfather and he remembered coming there to stay as a child 40 years ago.
I invited them in and we had an interesting time and he pointed out lots of things about the house I didn't know.
Walk over to them naked, with a serious look on your face and say - "I need your boots, your clothes, and your vehicle."
That should do the trick!
Walk over to them naked, with a serious look on your face and say - "I need your boots, your clothes, and your vehicle."
That should do the trick!
Walk over to them naked, with a serious look on your face and say - "I need your boots, your clothes, and your vehicle."
That should do the trick!
I have a plan. When they next park up, call your neighbour to sneak out and place something dark and heavy (like an old metal dustbin filled with bricks) at the end of the driveway behind them.
Then you turn on your front room's lights and stand at the window so they can see you're watching them. They will reverse quickly and bugger up their bumper.
Oh, yes, video the lot and stick it on youtube. Get your neighbour to have a video running, have one running from your front door and one from the middle of your front garden. Multiple angles etc.
I've got it - your place is being cased by professional CCTV / security firms trying to scare you into giving them some business.
In all seriousness, if they do come back I can't believe you can't get the number plates. If necessary, phone the police and BE ON THE PHONE WITH THEM as you walk down the drive and read out the number plates. That should solve the problem.
Candles, where do you live. Are you in London? I will come over. I feel like a ruck.
With me or the robbers??!!
I live about 10 mins from Gatwick airport.