Here I am again.
I have started automation and have come a long way already. I have first of all renamed all futures from say EUR_ID to EUR_ID_01, because now I have EUR_ID_10 and if I don't do this, they won't be ordered properly. That took me hours.
You can't imagine how many files I and tables and sheets I had to fix because of this small detail. That is why one can never be superficial when they choose an important detail such as naming systems or anything. Since you want to categorize by alphabetical order, if you count on having more than 10 systems per symbol, you should always do a EUR_ID_01 type of thing, because otherwise when you get to EUR_ID_10, that will be ranked higher than EUR_ID_2, if you set a range in ascending order.
My boss at the bank is that kind of an idiot, by the way.
Friday we had a big discussion - I'll talk about my systems progress tomorrow. Now I have to say this about work.
Friday morning we were supposed to have our boring and frustrating one hour meeting with the ACE efficiency team. Then a huge printer was brought into our room. Actually into "their" room, because I work in another room luckily.
So guess what. During these 4 months of bull****, 3 or 4 colleagues were required to attend an "efficiency" (ironic remark) meeting. Actually it was a workshop that lasted a whole week. Yeah, a whole week wasted like that.
So guess what. They were required to put forward changes that our office needed, but in fact, since we... this efficiency team was forced upon us, a more proper way to put it is that we were "forced" to suggest improvements that we didn't even believe in. "They" were forced, because I had told my boss that he better not send me to the workshop or I'd be raising a lot of nonstop objections about what I considered a total disaster.
So, guess what. Among the many improvements and suggestions that my poor colleagues were forced to suggest there was one called "we need our own printer for our office".
So, after a month, the printer arrives. The problem is that:
1) since the colleagues hadn't really meant to ask for a printer, and had suggested it just out of despair, because they had nothing else to suggest and had to sit for 8 hours for 5 days in a row and write down lists of suggestions.
2) since all the colleagues thought the deal was to obey and not ask questions nor raise objections they had raised none, and thought of none. Indeed, our boss kept telling us for months that this ACE ordeal will soon be over, try to keep quiet or it will be even worse. And I am the only one who didn't keep quiet. Until last Friday, when everyone started yelling.
3) since they thought the efficiency team was in charge or at least our boss would be in charge, they didn't think of the consequences.
4) since our boss thought the ACE efficiency team was in charge, he also gave up thinking about consequences. Not that he ever does anyway, being an idiot.
So the printer came, and when it came, it turned out that no one had done any thinking about ramifications and implications of choices forced by the ACE morons.
I don't even know what it means exactly:
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/ACE
"Associazione Coglioni d'Europa" as far as I can tell.
Anyway, the huge printer came and the guys in the room didn't want it. My colleague said "no way this printer is coming in here - I have printers up my ass, one behind me, one to the left, and now I am not going to have a third printer in front of me, because I would be breathing toner all day long".
So the printer gets sent back to some other place, and a big boss says "hey, guys, next time don't bother me with the need for a printer, if you're going to reject it once it comes". Then panic in the room: everyone is wondering why the printer was requested and who did. Then the ACE bitch says "you guys said you needed it...", unloading all responsibility on my colleagues, who had been forced to write down that damn list of things we needed, but weren't consulted by my moron of a boss, nor by the ACE bitch, on how exactly it was going to turn out and where it was supposed to go. But they're slightly guilty, too, for accepting to be quiet obeying soldiers, who execute orders blindly, such as when they were asked to propose changes and they said those random things. Even under torture I would have just kept repeating "we need nothing, go away and let us work normally, you bitch".
So then the boss comes to the room and says "hey, guys, why didn't you tell me you didn't want the printer here? You made me look like a fool with that other big boss".
Then I raised my hand and said: "it is really time that we discuss whether you want us to raise objections about what we are doing and then I'd be raising objection throughout the meeting or if you want us to keep quiet and obey. The message the others got is that they have to keep quiet and obey. If they're told to not raise objections, then they can't be blamed for not doing so". Something like that, basically. Everyone understood, and he did, too, and the ACE bitch was quiet, because she's dumb but she understood we could have killed her if she had talked.
Basically for six months our office is under this bitch, who is doing nothing but damage. But she got sent here by the management, so the boss doesn't dare to say "what the hell are we doing?". And he also told us to keep quiet and obey. But each time something goes wrong, and she says "hey, it was your choice" and "hey, we're here to help you" and "hey, ACE is your friend". What a sleazy bitch. So basically the funny situation is that my colleagues have been told to keep quiet and obey, and then if something goes wrong, the bitch says "hey, we did what you guys wanted to do..." even though they were in fact just obeying. The boss blames them for not raising objections... they're all ****ed. Much better my choice of saying from the start: "this is nonsense, I don't wish to participate to this bull****, we're doing everything wrong, and we do not need ACE in the first place, and this whole thing is a disaster".
In fact at the end of my speech, basically my boss told me, in front of everyone, that he knows my objections, since I've been complaining about ACE from when it started in February till now, that i don't have to keep on repeating my objections, and so I said ok but then I made him promise that at least I won't be told that I hadn't warned him, when things will go very wrong as far as my work is concerned, which is something I have been predicting for the past few months.