A middle aged lady was concerned at her fading looks and decided that she needed plastic surgery.A couple of weeks after the operation the swelling had gone down and she was delighted with the result.All she wanted to do was to show off her new face and decided to take the bus into the nearest town.
Stepping onto the bus and paying her fare she turned to the driver and said "How old do you think that I am?"
"About 30"he replied.
The woman said "No I'm 47"
Arriving in town she went into the local supermarket and asked the checkout girl the same question.
"Early 30's" came the reply.
The woman said "No I'm 47"
On to McDonalds for a bite before heading for home and same question again to the guy behind the counter.
"No more than 35" he says
The woman says "No I'm 47"
Feeling very pleased with herself she makes her way to the bus stop to catch the bus home.A couple of minutes later an old guy shuffles up behind her and she just cannot resist one more boost to her ego
"How old do you think I am?"she asks.
The old boy looks her up and down
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and says "I'm really sorry but I'm 85 years old and my eyesight is very poor-I cannot tell your age just by looking at you.However if you allow me to feel your breasts I will be able to tell your exact age"The woman is horrified and gives the old man a torrent of abuse to which he just says "It works every time-it's 100% accurate".
Despite her initial disgust the woman is intrigued and eventually agrees to let the old guy feel her breasts.With that he puts his hand up her jumper,unfastens her bra and cups each breast in turn with his hands :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
After about 10 minutes she says to him "Thats enough-how old do you think that I am?
"You're 47" said the old man.
The woman is absolutely amazed and says to the old fella "That's amazing-you can tell my exact age just by feeling my breasts-how do you do it?"
"Dead easy"said the old boy-"I was standing behind you in the queue at McDonalds" :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: