Best Thread Joke of the day

Teachers in the USA are complaining that they scared stiff since they decided to issue guns to the under 10s for protection. The mafia said that they couldn't raise enough men.
 
Boeing tried to get the dreamliner out of the hanger but the wheels fell off.

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The new buzz phrase around Wall Street is " contented cows give more milk " - does it relate to marriage too ?

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Some failed trader wants to scam new traders with courses and education.He meets the Hare selling signals on Zulu trade , as his first client.He says to the trading educator , my signals are making money on Zulu trade , would you like to trial them first ?
 
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Some failed trader wants to scam new traders with courses and education.He meets the Hare selling signals on Zulu trade , as his first client.He says to the trading educator , my signals are making money on Zulu trade , would you like to trial them first ?
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I guess that this is a private joke - so private that only you get it?
 
I got kicked out of the casino in Atlantic city . I didn't cheat..I just misunderstood what the crap table was for.
 
A 40-year-old man has been arrested in Oxfordshire on suspicion of running a brothel. Police carried out several warrants, one on his wife who had just closed the curtains and several of his staff.His wife is denying any wrongdoing.
 
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A 40-year-old man has been arrested in Oxfordshire on suspicion of running a brothel. Police carried out several warrants, one on his wife who had just closed the curtains and several of his staff.His wife is denying any wrongdoing.
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This one I don't get at all!
 
Tony Blair let in 7 million immigrants with his open door policy. I didn't know we are that hungary

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Two businessmen in the centre of Croydon

were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...

As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, “Must be doing well...Only two left."
 
Snow everywhere this morning. Must be getting frostbite.
However Oleg in Moscow said our temps positively tropical compared to his, so that cheered me up a bit.
Apparently the snow trucks go round his place at 5 am every morning to pick up the stiffs sleeping rough.

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Snow everywhere this morning. Must be getting frostbite.
However Oleg in Moscow said our temps positively tropical compared to his, so that cheered me up a bit.
Apparently the ghost trucks go round his place at 5 am every morning to pick up the stiffs sleeping rough.

:)
 
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