Bob calls home one afternoon to see what his wife is making for dinner.”Hello?”, says a little girl’s voice.”
Hi honey,it’s Daddy”, says Bob. “Is Mommy near the phone ?”
No Daddy, says the girl. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank.
Bob says “But you don’t have an Uncle Frank.”
“Yes I do says the girl, “He’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!”
“Okay then says Bob. “Here’s what I want you to do. Put down the phone and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy’s car has just pulled up outside the house.”
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
“I did what you said, Daddy.When they heard me Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug and fell outa the window.and now she’s dead.
“Oh my God “, says Bob “ and what about Uncle Frank ?”
He jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool,” says the girl. “But he must have forgotten that you emptied the pool last week, so now he’s dead as well.”
There’s a long pause, then Bob says, “Swimming pool ? Is this 345 9087 ?”