timsk
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SUCCESS!
I have finally found my girlfriend's G-Spot. Imagine my surprise, her sister had it all along!
My mate went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. He arrived at the clinic just in time for breakfast. The p1ss taking b@stards gave him a bowl of Cheerio’s!
I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller the other day. Apparently, “A meal for two with a terrible view” isn’t the best way to announce number 69!
An elderly man is stopped by Police at around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about Alcohol Abuse and the affect it has on the human body. . . As well as smoking & staying out late."
The officer then asks "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies . . . . . . ."That would be my wife."
I have finally found my girlfriend's G-Spot. Imagine my surprise, her sister had it all along!
My mate went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. He arrived at the clinic just in time for breakfast. The p1ss taking b@stards gave him a bowl of Cheerio’s!
I got sacked from my job as a Bingo caller the other day. Apparently, “A meal for two with a terrible view” isn’t the best way to announce number 69!
An elderly man is stopped by Police at around 2am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about Alcohol Abuse and the affect it has on the human body. . . As well as smoking & staying out late."
The officer then asks "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies . . . . . . ."That would be my wife."