Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
oh man, thats great
Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!
Q. If Frau Merkel married Sarkozy and they had kids - would they go in a straight line ?
A. Of course not - more likely sercels
That is really good.
I'm going through a 'fat'-spiderman crises at the moment...
Too much cheese mi thinks
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
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Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
Bathhouses are against the law.
In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Carmel
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time
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Sitting in a police cell writing this. I got stopped by a policewoman in a road check last night - part of their xmas anti drink driving campaign. She asked me how much alcohol I'd consumed in the last 24hrs. Apparently my reply of: "Not enough to want to shag you love" was incorrect.
You are probably a redneck if:-
You consider a dunk in the horse trough a good wash
Safe sex is achieved with a stirrup pump
The hooch is a mite feeble if 2 glasses don't knock your senses sideways and 3 blinds ya!