Jim Bob Walton thread

[BSD]

Well OK trading week is over, so how about some serious stuff.

How to Start Your Own Religion

Step-by-step guide to a helluva tax break

Many men before you have done it. L. Ron Hubbard, Anton LaVey, Joseph Smith, and Siddhartha Gautama, and Chef Boyardee just to name a few. While you may be able to name five or six legitimately recognized and registered religions, there are in fact, thousands. Religions like The Church of Ed Wood and Jediism (yes, a religion based on Star Wars). Even parody religions like The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Discordianism boasts thousands of serious followers.

So it just might be time for you to cast your lot and get in on the God action. These days, you can enjoy a few perks from having your own religion, like tax breaks, donations, chicks who love men in power, and just getting people to follow your sage advice because you are ‘plugged in to whatever you tell them to worship. Since old religions can’t seem to step into the 21st century, you have a chance to scoop up all the young blood out there looking for a hip religion that allows them to have a good time and also be, you know, spiritual.

If you want to be the Top Dog of your own religion, follow these easy steps and start preparing to sign up new members pronto.

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[Claudia123]

Well OK trading week is over, so how about some serious stuff.

How to Start Your Own Religion

Step-by-step guide to a helluva tax break

Many men before you have done it. L. Ron Hubbard, Anton LaVey, Joseph Smith, and Siddhartha Gautama, and Chef Boyardee just to name a few. While you may be able to name five or six legitimately recognized and registered religions, there are in fact, thousands. Religions like The Church of Ed Wood and Jediism (yes, a religion based on Star Wars). Even parody religions like The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Discordianism boasts thousands of serious followers.

So it just might be time for you to cast your lot and get in on the God action. These days, you can enjoy a few perks from having your own religion, like tax breaks, donations, chicks who love men in power, and just getting people to follow your sage advice because you are ‘plugged in to whatever you tell them to worship. Since old religions can’t seem to step into the 21st century, you have a chance to scoop up all the young blood out there looking for a hip religion that allows them to have a good time and also be, you know, spiritual.

If you want to be the Top Dog of your own religion, follow these easy steps and start preparing to sign up new members pronto.

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Looks like he has got famous

 

[BSD]

:clap:

That's sounds like a pretty good name for a religion Claudia, the Cult of the Depth Chargers.

Has something.

Crikey, just went out to buy sthg, car said it's 35 degrees

That's toooo hot for me.

And they're filming a movie next door tonight - outside in a park - the whole night so going to be noisy as well.

Probably best to just go and spend the night in some beer garden sipping ice cold ones lol.

Ummm, that looks goood.

Cheers.

 

[BSD]

Lol, someone just sent me this, now I know I keep saying that trading should be very KISSy as it isn't rocket science, and I also know that parrots are pretty intelligent beings, but this is still kinda lovely:

Parrot beats punters in SKorean stocks flutter

Good stuff.

Right, think I will head out for some cool ones now.

Have a good night Claudia and all.

 

[Vaco]

i'm off to buy a parrot then.

 

[BSD]

Hehe.

Yup.

We always get some kind of green parrots visiting us in winter when we give them nuts and seeds etc.

Quite tame, don't mind us getting close.

Apparently they are from SouthEast Asia originally, but somehow ended up here, have been merrily populating, and can be seen quite often now.

Always nice when they come by.

 

[BSD]

One could adopt a puppy too to help with ones trading:

Renowned canine researcher puts dogs' intelligence on par with 2-year-old human

TORONTO – Although you wouldn't want one to balance your checkbook, dogs can count.

They can also understand more than 150 words and intentionally deceive other dogs and people to get treats, according to psychologist and leading canine researcher Stanley Coren, PhD, of the University of British Columbia. He spoke Saturday on the topic "How Dogs Think" at the American Psychological Association's 117th Annual Convention.

Coren, author of more than a half-dozen popular books on dogs and dog behavior, has reviewed numerous studies to conclude that dogs have the ability to solve complex problems and are more like humans and other higher primates than previously thought.

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[Splitlink]

Hehe.

Yup.

We always get some kind of green parrots visiting us in winter when we give them nuts and seeds etc.

Quite tame, don't mind us getting close.

Apparently they are from SouthEast Asia originally, but somehow ended up here, have been merrily populating, and can be seen quite often now.

Always nice when they come by.

Yes, they are part of the scenery in Barcelona, too. The story here is that they escaped from a zoo. I don't know whether these affect the wildlife, or not, but the English have the grey squirrel problem, the Aussis have the rabbits and have you heard the latest about the pythons in Florida? They have been known to go for the alligators, so they are not, exactly, tourist attractions.
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[BSD]

Wowsa just googled for that Split, think I'm more than happy to stick to my parrots as my tourist attraction of choice !!!

Wouldn't want to party with one of those !!!

 

[Splitlink]

On the radio a policeman answered the question "Are they dangerous to humans?" " Wail", he said, " Just remember, if you see one, that food is the only thing it has on its mind"

 

[Claudia123]

Wowsa just googled for that Split, think I'm more than happy to stick to my parrots as my tourist attraction of choice !!!

Wouldn't want to party with one of those !!!

Well I managed 85 easy tics today. Unfortunately the under water bomber went long according to weekend post. So now we have the holy grail a perfect strategy. So BSD be friendly to uwb we need his calls.

 

[BSD]

Claudia, I think you are going to have to trade some of my money for me at that rate.

Well done.

I've been wondering, what happens when you mate my favourite underwater bomber with one of those pythons up there.

Think the Python might be the one with problems.

I mean if I were a self respecting Python I'd move away pretty rapidly when I'd see some 80's headsets approaching me, no matter if there is any additional wailing going on or not.

 

[Splitlink]

The problem is that there are more than one of them. They are having to cull them. I read that the one that caught the alligator bit off more than it could chew. The alligator got a bit grumpy inside and the python got some violent indigestion.

 

[BSD]

Split, that python must have been seriously overdoing the Prozac.

I mean, trying on an armoured alligator for size ???

Quite amazing.

People thinking about getting a snake - and a non-native one at that - as a pet clearly don't have all their marbles together, just as the state of Florida doesn't by making that legal.

Huge, Freed Pet Pythons Invade Florida Everglades

What's next, you let em get a grip, haha, on some underwaterbombers and then you'll have problems, then you'll have created a bunch of these going on a rampage.

Maybe Florida needs the snake sales tax to make up for lower gambling revenues lol !

States End Up Losers in Gambling Pullback
Consumers' Timid Betting Leads to Drop in Income From Commercial Casinos and Lotteries, Exacerbating Budget Deficits

So go gamble people, go gamble, only way to keep the snakes at bay.

 

[BSD]

Some interesting, umm, signs.

The handwashing-for-dummies procedure is at a university bathroom, at the Uni of Western Ontario.

 

[BSD]

On a more serious note, want to start a business ?

These guys are seed venture capitalists, ie they provide initial funding for startups, and these are some ideas they'd be interested in funding:

Y Combinator: Startup Ideas We'd Like to Fund

 

[BSD]

One of the largest US prop trading firms:

Schonfeld Group

Founder Steven Schonfeld has nothing to worry about from the new U.S. executive-pay czar. The 50-year-old owner of trading firm Schonfeld Group Holdings LLC is living it up like the financial crisis never happened.

He says he made $200 million last year and just moved into a mansion near the Long Island Sound with its own nine-hole golf course.

Nice.

 

[Claudia123]

There you go - this is what DT has been keeping secret from you this is his biggest client.

 

[BSD]

Haha !

Who should I go invest with then, UWB after all, or the new guy in town:

http://www.trade2win.com/boards/gen...-into-real-180-645-88-33-days.html#post862042

Choices !!!

 

[Claudia123]

UWB all the time - talking about you on another thread with split very funny.