Hahahahahahahaha, here's how the party last night went down.
No Muslims.
The ratio of single guys to girls was 1 to 9, the rest all married couples. I, being the only single guy there. WTF do you think was going to happen? Heck, even the ugliest fella could nail one with such odds. But me, my hair is perfect, I get top tick.
Zero-d in on an 8, there were no 9s or 10s and as usual taking the Alpha position from ogonblick #1, I said, "Hi my last name is Lin Gus" .............. she laffed and replied, "what's your first name?" I distracted her from the last name for a few seconds by shifting her attention to some other stuff and then told her the first name.
For the rest of the evening every time she addressed me and introduced me around she used my first name (obviously)
Later that night after the humma-humma session she wanted my phone number and she said write down my name too so she does not misspell it as it is an unusual name.
Holy shit she exploded, "this is all just a game to you, isn't it?" She just could not get over it. Had to pacify her for about 30 minutes. She's OK now.
Why her shock? I know you guys are slow here at T2W .................. My first name is Cunni
Put my first name and last name together.
I could not stop laffffing all the way home alone. Woke up in the middle of the nite laffing like there's no tomorrow.