I'm not going to say my ***** is small, but I once had an angry girlfriend who gave me an extremely unfavorable thumb and pointer finger "small stuff" sign and I instinctively said, "OH THANKS!" ... I don't usually talk about it, but I figure you can keep a secret..
I'm working on it by the way.. oh, not right now, but I have a web site in mind..
oh, thank you, thank you folks.. I'll be performing at the W. Houston Holiday Inn Thursdays//