Oooof, that's harsh MOC!
Are you going to tell us that you've never let your loins overrule your brains! I doubt there's a man alive who's not guilty of that one time or another. It just means that - like the rest of us - the prof. is normal!
I wonder how the Daily Telegraph knew about Ferguson's clandestine meetings with his lover? Were journalists staking out his property? This strikes me as unlikely - why would they? Or, perhaps, the story was mysteriously leaked. I can't help thinking that Ferguson's been feeling the heat a bit recently and, with Dom Cummings in attendance at SAGE meetings and MPs finally starting to question the wisdom of the lock down, that he's decided it's time to get out of the kitchen so to speak. Just a nagging feeling I have - no evidence to support it.
Tim.