All good traders use **** bottles. Don't they?!?

[Masquerade]

Quick bit of background: I had someone find me and they started speaking with me about trading. They're very new to it all and on one boring afternoon I decided to play a joke. I'm Masq (obviously) they're n00b. Enjoy.

Masq says: have you considered a p.iss bottle?
N00b says: what’s that
Masq says: A bottle to p.iss in so you don’t need to leave the screen and miss trades
Masq says:
if you miss trades you skew the result
N00b says:
it doesnt take 30 seconds to p.iss
Masq says:
how long does it take?
N00b says:
30 seconds
Masq says:
either you takes trading seriously or stick with the job
Masq says:
you need a p.iss bottle
N00b says:
you dont wake up till 10
Masq says:
yeah, but i work overnight
N00b says:
lol
N00b says:
you get weekends off which is nice
N00b says:
i dont
Masq says:
bottom line is you need a p.iss bottle
N00b says:
argos dont sell them
N00b says:
**** im ****ed now
Masq says: this is a good one, i highly recommend it
Masq says:
Millets 1.9 Litre Flask
Masq says:
it's sealed so it doesn't stink out the room
N00b says:
im a little worried about you now
Masq says:
you need dedication
Masq says:
or take the computer to the toilet
N00b says:
LOL
Masq says:
that's the only other alternative
N00b says:
weel il just have to buy a laptop
Masq says:
otherwise you snooze you lose
Masq says:
you p.iss, you miss (the trade)

About an hour later.....

N00b says:
im back dude
Masq says:
hi
Masq says:
any more thoughts on p.iss bottle?
N00b says:
yeeh its a fair idea, really is
N00b says:
dont think my mother would condole though
Masq says:
you know what they say: "you snooze you lose"
Masq says:
you p.iss you miss
N00b says:
yeeh u said that, hilarious
Masq says:
your mother won't care when you're raking it in and buying her a mercedes
N00b says:
hehe, il try and persuade, heey i am a salesman its easy
Masq says:
it's imperative
N00b says:
what kind of mood can she been in when i ask her
Masq says:
she doesn't need to know
Masq says:
if she asks what the bottle is say it's for pissing in so you don't miss trades
N00b says:
LOL shed kill me
Masq says:
she'll get over it
N00b says:
Male Urine Bottle with Lid
N00b says:
its dishwasher safe, thats good
Masq says:
a bottle would be better

 

[counter_violent]

Did someone play the same joke on you when you first started out ..

 

[arabianights]

I thought this was the entire point of underwear?

A substantial part of my learning was how to hold it in. At first the nappy sems degrading but you get used to it, and even find its familar pampers-like scent as a trigger for support levels.

 

[cr6196]

yeh i would say forget the flask, just **** yourself...i compare myself to racing driver...sitting there in my own **** watching the tick chart going at 100mph...nothing gives me a rush like the smell of my own **** now...problematic when you need a deuce though, i usually just throw at the wall over my desk though and get on with my trading...no worries, keep up the good work masq

 

[shadowninja]

If it's good enough for NASA's astronauts...

 

[Skill Leverage]

'hilarious'

 

[Masquerade]

Did someone play the same joke on you when you first started out ..

There isn't that much of a joke - it's semi-serious. Fortunately I own a laptop so don't require a bottle.

 

[2be]

On the other hand, no p.iss no miss, so the bottle adds another perspective.
Epecially after a big coffee pulback.