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LATEST NEWS RELEASE
PRESIDENT GRAHAM MUBARAK-LAURIE
The riots and demonstrations against President Pappa C in the tiny Kingdom of TEC have now spread to the mighty empire of President Mubarak-Laurie, and show every sign of shaking the Kingdom of Cashmaster.com to its foundations. Thousands of angry punters have occupied PayPal Square demanding their money back, and as Mubarak-Laurie looked on in despair, his previously loyal army of scam testers announced that they would no longer protect him by firing BS at the crowd of innocent protesters. President Mubarak Laurie tried to placate the crowd by announcing an end to backtesting, but for the angry mob it was clearly too little, too late.
Observers now believe that the demise of the Mubarak-Laurie regime is inevitable, but will not be achieved smoothly due to the President's deep-seated belief in his own BS. The President has been earning so much commission income that he hasn't needed to actually trade, so as a non-trader he's been taken in by another non-trader, President Pappa C of the Kingdom of TEC.
Behind the scenes plans are already being made for President Mubarak Laurie and President Pappa C to live in exile in Sharm El-Shiek, where it is understood that they will share a beach villa together.
PRESIDENT GRAHAM MUBARAK-LAURIE
The riots and demonstrations against President Pappa C in the tiny Kingdom of TEC have now spread to the mighty empire of President Mubarak-Laurie, and show every sign of shaking the Kingdom of Cashmaster.com to its foundations. Thousands of angry punters have occupied PayPal Square demanding their money back, and as Mubarak-Laurie looked on in despair, his previously loyal army of scam testers announced that they would no longer protect him by firing BS at the crowd of innocent protesters. President Mubarak Laurie tried to placate the crowd by announcing an end to backtesting, but for the angry mob it was clearly too little, too late.
Observers now believe that the demise of the Mubarak-Laurie regime is inevitable, but will not be achieved smoothly due to the President's deep-seated belief in his own BS. The President has been earning so much commission income that he hasn't needed to actually trade, so as a non-trader he's been taken in by another non-trader, President Pappa C of the Kingdom of TEC.
Behind the scenes plans are already being made for President Mubarak Laurie and President Pappa C to live in exile in Sharm El-Shiek, where it is understood that they will share a beach villa together.