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pretty sure dave still has it in his draft folder

Can't find it after a quick spotlight search for "trader dante"

Did find this as the top result of that search though:

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (19:59:20)

aloha mate i have a great proposition 4u

Dave says: (19:59:27)

no

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (19:59:29)

k you kno you have that flat in waterloo...

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (19:59:55)

well its gna be my bday on 14th october and i got like 30 mega mega fit teenage girls who wana go party n get drunk! ;)


Dave says: (20:00:12)

ok

Dave says: (20:00:16)

I have moved btw

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:18)

and so ive decided to offer you the chance to get loads of fit girls at ur house

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:37)

aw we can make it a house warming party

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:41)

itl be great man

Dave says: (20:00:47)

it's nowhere near waterloo

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:47)

ive told them all about u n how rich u are

Dave says: (20:00:53)

I'm not hosting a party for you

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:59)

hosting? :S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:09)

no man im offering u a service..

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:13)

but for free

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:30)

ive giving you loads n loads of fit teenage girls in ur house for you to do stuff with

Dave says: (20:01:42)

lol since when do you offer free services

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:58)

cos itl be co-productive

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:01)

cos il be there too

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:08)

and i was gna invite dante

Dave says: (20:02:13)

wtf

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:14)

and u could even bring some of ur mates

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:18)

cos theres 30 of them already

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:38)

and they keep inviting their mates and telling me to put them on the list ;?

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:08)

so you up4 it yh?

Dave says: (20:03:22)

I don't live anywhere near waterloo and this doesn't make sense

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:22)

we can get there in teh afternoon and set it up

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:32)

where in london do u live??

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:41)

and u are thinking too much about it mate..

Dave says: (20:03:57)

I hardly know you, I'm not hosting your birthday party

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:10)

we just need to set teh date,
and then il give the girls the address and they can all come and we have a house party

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:12)

:(

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:21)

do you know any other guys who will please??

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:29)

like really sleazy sorta traders??

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:43)

cos they get drunk teenage girls in return

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:05:21)

?

Dave says: (20:06:06)

plenty

Dave says: (20:06:09)

that isn't the issue

Dave says: (20:06:30)

the problem is the circumstances

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:06:37)

circumstances? :S

Dave says: (20:07:53)

being a birthdday party is just plain weird

Dave says: (20:08:58)

if you'd said something like "can I bring around some mega fit teenage girls and get pissed sometime" I'd probably have said yes

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:09:06)

:(

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:09:21)

cant you forget what i said about it being my birthday tho please?? :?

Dave says: (20:10:50)

whats wrong with your flat?

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:11:05)

its abit small for that many people

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:11:10)

and i dont relaly like being the host

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:11:17)

cos i cant enjoy the party then :(

Dave says: (20:11:37)

haha

Dave says: (20:11:48)

jeez

Dave says: (20:11:52)

cluestick

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:12:14)

cluestick? :S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:13:05)

so can you give me the msn address of some of the sleazy traders please..

Dave says: (20:13:25)

no

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:13:50)

why not mate? :S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:14:06)

it wont have any negative effects 4u..

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:14:10)

u can even come to the party :)

Dave says: (20:14:47)

I can think of quite a few reasons...

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:15:08)

liek what? :S

Dave says: (20:16:22)

I don't see this getting anywhere

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:16:36)

cant you just tell me their msns mate please ;?

Dave says: (20:17:05)

just by the fact you're asuming they have msn... it won't work

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:17:38)

who doenst have msn?? :S:S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:17:51)

they like ''too cool'' for the messenger??
 
Can't find it after a quick spotlight search for "trader dante"

Did find this as the top result of that search though:

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (19:59:20)

aloha mate i have a great proposition 4u

Dave says: (19:59:27)

no

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (19:59:29)

k you kno you have that flat in waterloo...

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (19:59:55)

well its gna be my bday on 14th october and i got like 30 mega mega fit teenage girls who wana go party n get drunk! ;)


Dave says: (20:00:12)

ok

Dave says: (20:00:16)

I have moved btw

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:18)

and so ive decided to offer you the chance to get loads of fit girls at ur house

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:37)

aw we can make it a house warming party

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:41)

itl be great man

Dave says: (20:00:47)

it's nowhere near waterloo

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:47)

ive told them all about u n how rich u are

Dave says: (20:00:53)

I'm not hosting a party for you

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:00:59)

hosting? :S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:09)

no man im offering u a service..

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:13)

but for free

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:30)

ive giving you loads n loads of fit teenage girls in ur house for you to do stuff with

Dave says: (20:01:42)

lol since when do you offer free services

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:01:58)

cos itl be co-productive

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:01)

cos il be there too

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:08)

and i was gna invite dante

Dave says: (20:02:13)

wtf

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:14)

and u could even bring some of ur mates

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:18)

cos theres 30 of them already

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:02:38)

and they keep inviting their mates and telling me to put them on the list ;?

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:08)

so you up4 it yh?

Dave says: (20:03:22)

I don't live anywhere near waterloo and this doesn't make sense

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:22)

we can get there in teh afternoon and set it up

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:32)

where in london do u live??

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:03:41)

and u are thinking too much about it mate..

Dave says: (20:03:57)

I hardly know you, I'm not hosting your birthday party

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:10)

we just need to set teh date,
and then il give the girls the address and they can all come and we have a house party

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:12)

:(

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:21)

do you know any other guys who will please??

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:29)

like really sleazy sorta traders??

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:04:43)

cos they get drunk teenage girls in return

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:05:21)

?

Dave says: (20:06:06)

plenty

Dave says: (20:06:09)

that isn't the issue

Dave says: (20:06:30)

the problem is the circumstances

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:06:37)

circumstances? :S

Dave says: (20:07:53)

being a birthdday party is just plain weird

Dave says: (20:08:58)

if you'd said something like "can I bring around some mega fit teenage girls and get pissed sometime" I'd probably have said yes

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:09:06)

:(

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:09:21)

cant you forget what i said about it being my birthday tho please?? :?

Dave says: (20:10:50)

whats wrong with your flat?

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:11:05)

its abit small for that many people

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:11:10)

and i dont relaly like being the host

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:11:17)

cos i cant enjoy the party then :(

Dave says: (20:11:37)

haha

Dave says: (20:11:48)

jeez

Dave says: (20:11:52)

cluestick

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:12:14)

cluestick? :S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:13:05)

so can you give me the msn address of some of the sleazy traders please..

Dave says: (20:13:25)

no

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:13:50)

why not mate? :S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:14:06)

it wont have any negative effects 4u..

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:14:10)

u can even come to the party :)

Dave says: (20:14:47)

I can think of quite a few reasons...

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:15:08)

liek what? :S

Dave says: (20:16:22)

I don't see this getting anywhere

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:16:36)

cant you just tell me their msns mate please ;?

Dave says: (20:17:05)

just by the fact you're asuming they have msn... it won't work

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:17:38)

who doenst have msn?? :S:S

(U)B(U)E(U)T(U)A(U) GOING TO GET A DEGREE IN 'TERRORISM, GLOBAL SECURITY AND POLICING' FROM LEICESTER UNI! :):$:D:p says: (20:17:51)

they like ''too cool'' for the messenger??

'I don't really like being host cause then i can't enjoy the party'

Haha, so he asked a random guy on the internet to be host instead; and in return he gets to become a pedophile (assuming that spanish only knows under 15's).
 
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