The Spanish have a sense of humour, too, you know!
An English tourist was taking a walk up to a nearby castle and he saw a countryman lying on the grass in the shade of his donkey. "What's the time, please?" The countryman reached out, put his hand under the donkey's testicles and lifted. "Four o'clock", he said.
On the way back, the English tourist stopped and asked the time again. The countryman reached out, lifted the donkey's testicles again and said "Seven o'clock"
"That's amazing, how can you tell the time like that?" asked the tourist.
"Well" said the countryman, "When I lift the donkey's testicles I can just see the clock on the town church".
An English tourist was taking a walk up to a nearby castle and he saw a countryman lying on the grass in the shade of his donkey. "What's the time, please?" The countryman reached out, put his hand under the donkey's testicles and lifted. "Four o'clock", he said.
On the way back, the English tourist stopped and asked the time again. The countryman reached out, lifted the donkey's testicles again and said "Seven o'clock"
"That's amazing, how can you tell the time like that?" asked the tourist.
"Well" said the countryman, "When I lift the donkey's testicles I can just see the clock on the town church".
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