Some wit remarked that Greece is a country full of ruins
well, time and conflict can accept responsibility for the architecture
and the anarchists, unions and socialism are doing a huge demolition job on their finances imho
3) ''The coffee machine is broken...''
Trader without plan , like bus without driver
Wise words))) Are you sure that Confucius said this? :cheesy:
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware problem!
Got this on my recent trip to Nihon. And no, these aren't anything like the names they use in the original.
The lads are in a bar discussing their latest sexual exploits. Darren tells them he’s currently shagging two twins and about how much they love it up the tradesman’s entrance. How do you tell them apart asks Dale? It’s easy says Darren.
Sally has big jugs and a shaved pussy.
Derek has a moustache and big bollox.
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."