Country Ken's Tips and racing discussions

[MayoMan]

You sure you're not feeling ill-------check it out

Not at all, merely wondered what it would take to elicit a response from you.

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[Pope Benedict]

You are rather a killjoy Mister MayoMan.

Ken is obviously devoted to horseracing and even though his staking plan leaves a lot to be desired, he is ahead of the game.

Anybody with confidence in Ken's tips can formulate their own staking plan to capitalise on Ken's ( and his relative's at the yard ) obvious equine knowledge, skills and inside information.

Carry on tipping Ken.

And by that I don't mean refuse, I mean horses.

 

[MayoMan]

..........to capitalise on Ken's ( and his relative's at the yard ) obvious equine knowledge, skills and inside information.

Benny,

Either you know very little about the game, or you are having a laugh.

CK's selections are formulaic, inside information, yeah right.

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[peto]

You are rather a killjoy Mister MayoMan.

Ken is obviously devoted to horseracing.....

Mayo and C-ken have an ancient feud that reaches back over two other Forums, and no doubt over decades; probably in fact for centuries their ancestors will have done battle in the bogs and beanns from Killala Bay to Croagh Patrick.
Terrible and sinister foes the origin of who's conflict is lost in the annals of equine history and who's resolution will probably not occur until some distant heirs as yet unborn ride steaming steeds furiously down Leopardstown Racecourse in a 2 horse race to determine the winner or die.




My money is on Ken.
Seems a good chap to me whatever the (banned) pickled Gibbon says.

 

[deskjockey992]

Unlucky today Ken just one of those (racing) days! Better luck tomorrow.

 

[Countryken]

Mayo and C-ken have an ancient feud that reaches back over two other Forums, and no doubt over decades; probably in fact for centuries their ancestors will have done battle in the bogs and beanns from Killala Bay to Croagh Patrick.
Terrible and sinister foes the origin of who's conflict is lost in the annals of equine history and who's resolution will probably not occur until some distant heirs as yet unborn ride steaming steeds furiously down Leopardstown Racecourse in a 2 horse race to determine the winner or die.




My money is on Ken.
Seems a good chap to me whatever the (banned) pickled Gibbon says.

Peto,

I thank you for having your money on me.

What can i say about Mayomam.

But this i know, he is a lonely man who has nothing better to do during the
day, i wonder what does he get up to during the late evenings.

What ever it is, this i know for sure

IM A BETTER MAN THEN HIM IN MANY RESPECTS AND THATS OFFICAL

 

[Countryken]

Not at all, merely wondered what it would take to elicit a response from you.

.

Is that the best you can come up with-----------its a cheap shot-------try again

What tablets did you get, -------------i wonder----------you should not be running
about without aid, ----------but do you realize that------- i wonder, poor old chap

 

[Countryken]

Selections for today the 29-09-2005 ( Thursday )

Hello Everyone,

Here are the bets for today.



4-30 NEWMARKET - 3 Star - Twin win bet

No. 5. YOMALO - 2 pts win - rating = 61/2/10 - lost
No. 9. ANGEL SPRINTS - 2 pts win - rating = 61/2/10 - lost


P.S. I nearly forgot, this is my personal lay for today
im sure you all know by now about my personal lay/s

4-30 NEWMARKET

No. 10. FIRENZE - Personal lay ( layed price at 3.75 ) - Successful



Good luck

Cheers
Ken

 

[MayoMan]

You sure you're not feeling ill-------check it out

Not at all, merely wondered what it would take to elicit a response from you..

Thanks CK, now I know.

Peto,
I thank you for having your money on me.
What can i say about Mayomam.
But this i know, he is a lonely man who has nothing better to do during theday, i wonder what does he get up to during the late evenings.
What ever it is, this i know for sure
IM A BETTER MAN THEN HIM IN MANY RESPECTS AND THATS OFFICAL

Is that the best you can come up with-----------its a cheap shot-------try again
What tablets did you get, -------------i wonder----------you should not be running about without aid, ----------but do you realize that------- i wonder, poor old chap

 

[Countryken]

Thanks CK, now I know.

MM, YOU KNOW NOTHING, LOOK AT ALL YOUR POSTINGS

ALL THEY DO IS - CRITICIZE, WHERE IS YOUR GOODNESS

I DOUBT IF YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF IT

 

[Pope Benedict]

My only criticism is your staking plan Ken.

It is reminiscent of Joan of Arc's staking plan.

But your knowledge of nags is unsurpassed my friend.

 

[MayoMan]

My money is on Ken.
Seems a good chap to me..............

Peto, you could end up with a small fortune backing CK's tips.

To achieve this, you should embark on the odyssey with a large fortune.

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[Pope Benedict]

That is rather unfair MayoMan.

Ken is ahead on his bank balance.

The only problem that I can see is that it is not a "get rich quick " scheme.

You could get rich using Ken's methodology and staking plan but you might have to live to the ripe old age of approximately 1,568, by which time inflation would have nullified all the gains, the polar ice caps would have melted and the world would be 50 feet under water.

Might have to start backing sea horses.

 

[Countryken]

My only criticism is your staking plan Ken.

It is reminiscent of Joan of Arc's staking plan.

But your knowledge of nags is unsurpassed my friend.

Hello PB,

Thank you for your honest statement.

Ken

 

[Countryken]

Bank Balance up-date for the 29-09-2005 ( Thurs )

Previous Bank Balance from Handicap Bets = £503.02

Races given today = 1

Selections given on same day = 2

Winners = 0

Total staked = £4.00

Returns = 0.00

Bank Balance from Handicap Bets on the 29-9-05 stands at = £499.02

Starting Bank = £500.00 ( losing - .98p lol - it won't be if its much much more )

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Personal lays had = 4

Successful lays = 4

Total Profit on personal lays ( to win £20.00 ) = £1076

Starting Bank = £1000.00



Ken


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[peto]

You could get rich using Ken's methodology and staking plan but you might have to live to the ripe old age of approximately 1,568, by which time inflation would have nullified all the gains, the polar ice caps would have melted and the world would be 50 feet under water.

Might have to start backing sea horses.

very good

However I would have thought that your performance would be enhanced thanks to having god on your side, your Holiness?

Peto, you could end up with a small fortune backing CK's tips.

To achieve this, you should embark on the odyssey with a large fortune.

At least Ken has cheated the bookies of any profit so far, an achievement in itself over so many bets, t'be sure!

 

[MayoMan]

At least Ken has cheated the bookies of any profit so far, an achievement in itself over so many bets, t'be sure!

Peto,

If you regard not losing as an achievement, carry on achieving, old boy!

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[Countryken]

Selections for today on the 30-09-2005 ( Friday )

Good Morning All,

Here are the bets for today.

P.S. Im trying out a new service on favourites or near favourites.
There will only be 1 horse daily if any.




4-25 NEWMARKET - 3 Star - Twin win bet

No. 2. HEARTHSTEAD WINGS - 3 pts win - rating = 7/10
No. 8. COME ON JONNY - 2 pts win - rating = 6/10




1-35 NEWMARKET - New System

No. 6. INTO THE DARK - 5 pts win



Good luck

Cheers
Ken

 

[Pope Benedict]

However I would have thought that your performance would be enhanced thanks to having god on your side, your Holiness?

To quote the famous words of CJ, who for the uninitiated was Reginald Perrin's boss :-

" I didn't get where I am today without having God on my side."

 

[Pope Benedict]

Bad luck today Ken.

I note that your bank has once again gone below the starting point.

In fact it has never gone much below or much above the starting point since you began this thread.

Apart from having fun - and quite frankly I cannot see how a break-even strategy could ever be classed as fun - may I ask what is the purpose of this thread ?

Is it merely to demonstrate to potential punters that the whole exercise of betting on horses is a pointless waste of time ?

Or am I perhaps missing something rather deeper here ?

To be quite honest - and honesty is paramount in my profession ( so they tell me ) - I could never see the point of risking your hard-earned money on the sprinting abilities of 4 legged beasts with brains the size of a cashew nut.

No wonder most people lose.