Johnny,
A Man is not a Man who turns down a challenge to a duel at dawn. It our heritage, Man. In the WILD, all territorial disputes are settled by a fight till either one backs down or to the DEATH.
There is no other way.
When women hit us, we turn the other way because we know that if we hit them, just one hit can send their brains reeling and capsize their lives forever. A Man is considered a friggin wimp when he hits a woman, regardless the provocation. Restraining her is OK, but not hitting.
But 2 Male n a duel at dawn? There are no rules, its a fight to the death.
Postman shouldnot dishonor such a tradition.
To postman: Show up for the fight, b*tch!