Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

Your street cred just died..........that killed me laughing...brill, this thread just gets worse......:LOL::LOL:

You might like this then,

My daughters boyfriend is in the Navy and was posted out to Thailand last year (just mention Thailand and i guess you know the outcome) on a night out, they ended up in a bar, one of his mates apparently copped off with a stunner.

In the morning they asked how he got on, apparently, it all went well until a certain point, where there should have being a cavern it was meat and 2 veg, they all ragged him and asked what he did, expecting "kick his f*cking teeth in", but the comment came back (apparently), well I'd started so I finished. :sick:

They haven't let him forget it for some reason, don't know why :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
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Just had a quick check in the trouser area, been married too long my b@lls of steel have rusted.

try this over long weekend might get some duvet action
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I've just bought a binary for ftse to finish up @ 12.3

Went up to 42.2 to sell then closed at 0. :(


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Dax is still going up even after the markets closed.
No down side ever anymore. :rolleyes:
 
Its 5 o'clock somewhere.

I was thinking does this job turn you to drink, then I remembered what it was like at 4.30 on a Friday in the city.
I drink much less now.
 
Went up to 42.2 to sell then closed at 0. :(


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Dax is still going up even after the markets closed.
No down side ever anymore. :rolleyes:

Dino when you've finished with the Pot Noodle pass it over.
 
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