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For those who remember, lest we forget.


Tom Waits — Walking Spanish lyrics

He's got himself a homemade special
You know his glass is full of sand
And it feels just like a jaybird the way it fits into his hand
He rolled a blade up in his trick towel
They slap their hands against the wall
You never trip, you never stumble
He's walking Spanish down the hall

Slip him a picture of our Jesus
Or give him a spoon to dig a hole
What all he done ain't no one's business
But he'll need blankets for the cold
They dim the lights over on Broadway
Even the king has bowed his head
And every face looks right up at Mason
Man he's walking Spanish down the hall

Litella's screeching for a blind pig
Punk Sanders carved it out of wood
He never sang when he got hoodwinked
They tried it all but he never would
Tomorrow morning there'll be laundry
But he'll be somewhere else to hear the call
Don't say goodbye, he's just leaving early
He's walking Spanish down the hall

All St. Barthelemew said
Was whispered into the ear of Blind Jack Dawes
All Baker told the machine was that he never broke the law
Go on and tip your hat up to the Pilate
Take off your watch, your rings and all
Even Jesus wanted just a little more time
When he was walking Spanish down the hall
 
What's going on? Someone got the death penelty?! Excuse the joke but, was he spamming?
 
He was trading in a special way :) I think he actually did get banned for using different accounts. I don't really remember
 
But who can forget "Spanish stops" and "cats ears" formation.
 
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He's still around you know... wants to film a porno in my flat.

I haven't said no yet :)
 
well this is my major problem, am I liable for producing child porn if they turn out to be 15 or something?
 
well this is my major problem, am I liable for producing child porn if they turn out to be 15 or something?

More like 13......yes, you certainly are liable to charges.......and it wouldn't take long for the police to know about it; especially when I know one member of this forum is a police officer who investigates child porn...........and your real name is well known.......so be careful, David.
 
Well I have no idea what it is he plans to do, so if he does do it I'll insist on ID...
 
Actually I've just looked at this a bit more (was bored on the boat home) and turns out you have to be 18 to get into porn...

Frankly I can only see horrible things happening to me out of this...

Real shame. It would be terribly amusing to have a porno filmed at my flat. Where is oli when you need him?
 
when did I become john?

(I may be a john, but there's nothing underage going on there)
 
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S89 was a legend. He is sorely missed.

+1.

He is a classic ENFP personality type (Actor/Entertainer/Joker type). We dont have many of them on Trade2win..

From the internet:

ENFPs have what some call a "silly switch."
They can be intellectual, serious, all business for a while, but whenever they get the chance, they flip that switch and become CAPTAIN WILDCHILD, the scourge of the swimming pool, ticklers par excellence.
Sometimes they may even appear intoxicated when the "switch" is flipped.
 
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