Reminds me of when I used to work in Tokyo, we'd go out for beers after work. If it was just the two of us, we would ask for "futatsu bieru" which may or may not have meant "two beers". If there were four of us, we'd just ask for "futatsu futatsu bieru" and hold up four fingers.
I wasn't nearly as bad as the Aussie guy who'd been there a few years already. We walked into a restaurant once and they all shouted "irashimase" (welcome). Even I knew what that meant, but he turned to me and said "What ARE they saying?". He simply never bothered to find out.
Haha one of the funniest things: I went skiing with a buddy once who was half-Japanese, half-German, ie he obviously had perfect command of japanese.
We went to get ski passes and the guy hadn't looked up when my buddy ordered em, the clerk starts getting them, suddenly looks up, sees we're gaijin, or at least my buddy a half one, and what does the clerk do then ?
What's he do ?
In broken english proceeds to tell us that he no speaky english !!!
He'd been watching old Peter Lorre movies.
Split, you gotta kinda drawl it and swallow the I at the end .-)
Kinda Mosh-Moooosh type of thing.
I was there in 2000. One weekend I decided to go skiing, so took the shinkansen to Gala Yuzawa.
Wow, Markus! I'll bet that got them going!
I can imagine " Hey, girls, I've got that sexy German guy on the phone, again"
Well this is frigging cool a real Japan gang on here, what where you doing there DT, school, work ?
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