Hello mr fisherman, how do you do?
Have you got a lobster, i can buy from you?
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
Yes sir yes sir. I’ve got two.
The biggest of the *******s i will sell to you.
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
So we took the ******* home but we couldn’t find a dish
So we put it in the place where the missus has a ****
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
In the middle of the night as you might know
She gets up to use the so and so
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
First she gives a sigh and then she gives a grunt
There’s the ****in’ lobster hangin’ from her ****
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
Well i grabs the mop and she grabs a broom and we chase the ****in’ lobster
round and round the room
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
She hit it on the head and i hit it on the side
We beat the ****in’ lobster till the ******* died
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust
There’s moral to this story, it is this
Always have shuffty befor you has a ****
Singing roll tiddly ‘ole, sh!t or bust
Never let your’ b0ll0cks dangle in the dust