Batesy, who now does the squawk from Sigma, he used to **** people off by shoving his finger up his ****, waiting for them to drop there guard, then he would rub his finger under there nose. Didn't matter how much washing you did that smell was terrible.
Picture the scene, late 80's
A Tullett and Tokyo director was retiring, a farewell bash was to be held downstairs in an underground bar for clients, colleagues and friends, people flying in from all over the world. On the very day the director was very ill and unable to attend his own farewell do.
Still the show must go on, one of the evenings entertainments was for a young lady to perform an act of fellatio on the poor unsuspecting director but due to the sudden illness there was a need for a body double, who could be asked to stand in willingly at the last minute, there was no 2nd thoughts but Batsey was the man for the job (pun intended).
When the time arrived it was not Batsey who you felt sorry for but the girl who had to perform the act because before she had even arrived on the small stage Batsey was already naked and preparing himself for the action ahead.
skipping to the end of a short story (no pun intended) Batsey undecided what to do with the "finale outcome" chose to release himself on the front row of people standing close to the stage. One of the worst but memorable climaxes to any staged event.
I cannot tell you how much business went through the Tulletts booth on the back of the circulating story but hasten to add he became infamous from that very day.
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Invisible Motorcycle Wall of Death
Batsey was revving up in the middle of a pit whose trading participants knew the drill and had moved to the top steps to allow for the "Invisible Motorcycle Wall of Death". The pit officials who obviously enjoyed the banter had to act in accordance and send verbal warnings to Batsey against such action, of course the warnings were not heard above his own internal revving sounds
Starting in small circles and slowly getting bigger to incorporate the inner steps of the short sterling pit. travelling in circles from the middle of the pit to the upper outter steps then culminating back into the center to the applause of his fellow pit mates was always something the pit traders enjoyed once a month at Batsey's expense as the exchange had no choice but to fine him.
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Batsey meets the Global head of JP Morgan
The exchange told him to take the day off on the Monday which was like a red rag to a bull, not only would he now not take the day off but he would explore ways of taking his antics one step further.
It would appear the big hoo ha was a floor visit by the Global head of JP Morgan, Batsey had a cunning plan.
On the day in question the Global head of JP Morgan was standing next to the Euribor pit which had a number of steps leading to the top step, Batsey moved onto the opposite side of the Euribor pit to the visitor, the pit parted like the red sea with moses and he started his descent into the middle of the pit, gaining enough momentum to push himself forcibly back up the otherside, upon reaching the top step he launched himself horizontally and rugby tackled the poor unsuspecting visitor who fell ungracefully to the floor with Batesy on top of him.
The exchange fined Batsey heavily and gave him a temporary ban
