Poetry for Traders...

[Bloodhound]

It's coming up to half past one
And (I think) some US data.
She better shoot up to the sun
Or I'll be a cable hater.

 

[Yuppie]

The market has analogies
A woman; war; the sea
Best to keep in mind though
It's just people like you and me

 

[Yuppie]

It's coming up to half past one
And (I think) some US data.
She better shoot up to the sun
Or I'll be a cable hater.

I'm starting to feel your Cable-pain
I took a short this morning
From up 50 ticks to out at break-even
That should have been a warning

I bit the bullet
Entered again
Started ranging
Yet more pain

 

[Bloodhound]

Oh my God - I have failed!
I've only just been topped and tailed.
Deal with it - come on son,
Move onto another one.

 

[Bloodhound]

There is a trading word I hate
It comes from the verb to indicate.
Why can't people just trade price,
Or even better, roll a dice?

 

[Yuppie]

News came out
I had sharpened the axe
Usually story
Anti-climax

 

[Bloodhound]

News came out
I had sharpened the axe
Usually story
Anti-climax

Here we are, 2 minutes after
And all I hear is the sound of laughter.
Price has stalled, the market's cleft.
So traders' jokes are all that's left.

 

[Yuppie]

Here we are, 2 minutes after
And all I hear is the sound of laughter.
Price has stalled, the market's cleft.
So traders' jokes are all that's left.

Wow... well done!... sub-2 minutes for that beauty...

 

[Yuppie]

Here we are, 2 minutes after
And all I hear is the sound of laughter.
Price has stalled, the market's cleft.
So traders' jokes are all that's left.

I'm trying to beat
KJ's poetry
Gaining speed
But losing quality

 

[Bloodhound]

If I were on the level,
I think cable is a devil.
To trade her on a Friday
It isn't really my day.

 

[Bloodhound]

Wow... well done!... sub-2 minutes for that beauty...

Well - I give credit to the market's very weak reaction!!

 

[Yuppie]

Well - I give credit to the market's very weak reaction!!

lol

 

[Bloodhound]

Wow... well done!... sub-2 minutes for that beauty...

I try to write them quick,
But in truth I'm pretty thick.
I wish the markets would make a move
This waiting makes me sick.

 

[Bloodhound]

(Doesn't 100% apply to me but...)

Is it skill or is luck?
I really don't give a flying ****.
The one true thing that makes me snigger,
Is watching my account grow bigger.

 

[Yuppie]

The market's going down
I'm eyeing up a fade
Looks like it has tanked enough
Finger; trigger; trade

It continues going down
Digging with a spade
I think I'll average in a bit
Finger; trigger; trade

The steady fall continues
The turn-around delayed
Surely must be done by now
Finger; trigger; trade

I can't believe this move
My options I have weighed
Best to average in again
Finger; trigger; trade

The market just won't stop
I want to scream and shout
That's it I've had enough
I'm out; I'm out; I'm out

The moment I make my I exit
It fiercely heads north-bound
So very, very frustrating
This instant turn-around

I've learnt from that lesson
My account is on the mend
One simple, simple rule
Never fade a trend

 

[Bloodhound]

Classic one Magnus!!

 

[Bloodhound]

Whoopeedo – she finally broke!
And all the longs go up in smoke.
I hoped to clean up as she fell,
Doh - I pressed buy instead of sell.

 

[Bloodhound]

Yuppie and friends I must tell
You it’s time I said farewell.
As this market is a bore,
And my ar5e is getting sore.

Sitting on this chair,
At the screens I stare,
Hoping price might shift
Either tank or maybe lift.

It’s been a long, long week,
And the profits that I seek,
Have been hard to come across
But at least I have no loss.

So on this happy note,
I will go and grab my coat.
And hot foot it to the pub,
For some beer and grub.

 

[Yuppie]

Later KJ
I wish you well
Plenty food and
Plenty Ale

 

[Yuppie]

It's truly quite amazing
One hour into session
Already made three silly trades
What here is my lesson?