Poetry for Traders...

[Yuppie]

That is awesome Magnus.

Rob

Ha-haa... Cheers... Quiet market today...

 

[Bloodhound]

Yesterday I couldn’t win
Every trade went in the bin
Why did that have to be?
Mainly due to psychology.

How do I recover from it?
How do I end this sonnet?
Halve my size – that’s my plan
Today I’m not an also ran.

 

[Bloodhound]

It's a marathon, not a sprint.
Thank God I took the hint.
Cos the market will last longer,
Than my hard earned pile of wonga.

 

[Yuppie]

For some reason, not sure why
I though KJ was Australian
Perhaps, could it be?
That he's an illegal alien

 

[Yuppie]

Sometimes I trade so well
Feel like I'm truly able
But then I really get annoyed
Leaving profit on the table

So even though I take some profit
But don't take all the money
It's now happened so many times
I actually find it funny

 

[trader_dante]

I have tried many things
to create the wealth of kings

I tried a random guess
getting nowhere I must confess

but I did it more or less
Until I got in quite a mess

My record I wanted to amend
So I next tried trading trend
but either got in at the bend
or worse, right at the end

I got clever trading the news
but mistook the markets views

But I liked the fundamentals
and I tried scaling in incrementals

i once tried slow stochastics
to foretell the price gymnastics

I read about Michael Marcus
Ed Seykokta and Mark D. Cook
I read about those legends
But their advice I never took

Till one day I faced it
And came right back to basic

I progressed as slow as a turtle
Because, after all, I've gone full circle.

 

[Technically Fundamental]

Stop bitin my style b1tch

 

[Yuppie]

I have tried many things...

There we go... Cheers Tom.

I knew the story already - but had never heard it in such succinct form...

 

[Yuppie]

It's boring but makes money
Profit again and again
So just to add excitement
I lower the time-frame

Price jumps all around
Never would have thought it
Lowering my time-frame
Faster, quicker profit

That's the theory anyway
But now not quite so confident
Check the P&L
It's taken quite a dent

Been a little while now
Account looking not so hot
All I wanted was excitement
And that's exactly what I got

Back to my original charts
The ones inducing snoring
Once again it's been confirmed
Good trading is always boring

 

[Bloodhound]

For some reason, not sure why
I though KJ was Australian
Perhaps, could it be?
That he's an illegal alien

Yuppie - I assure you
I'm defintely not from Oz
I'd never, ever break the law
Even if I was.

 

[Yuppie]

Here's my little ode
To previous accounts spent
You weren't around long
Where did you went?

 

[trader_dante]

It's only half past nine
and already I've had a w*nk
but crikey its so tedious
waiting for Crude to tank

 

[Yuppie]

Yuppie - I assure you
I'm defintely not from Oz
I'd never, ever break the law
Even if I was.

Fair enough KJ
I'll show you some remorse
'cos I know when you're kiting
You utilise The Force

 

[Bloodhound]

There's this thing called price,
That's sometimes very nice.
It will move in your favour
As a gift for good behaviour.

But if you make mistakes,
It will punish with it's fakes.
The moral of this tale,
Is, work hard or you will fail.

 

[Yuppie]

It's only half past nine
and already I've had a w*nk
but crikey its so tedious
waiting for Crude to tank

I think it's quite a good idea
When the market's dead
To help the waiting game along
By writing poetry instead

 

[Bloodhound]

I think it's quite a good idea
When the market's dead
To help the waiting game along
By writing poetry instead

I agree; you're very right.
Otherwise you might, just might.
Try and find a trade to take
Just for your dead boredom's sake.

 

[Bloodhound]

Am I long or am I short?
I've no idea - nows there's a thought.
How did I get in this mess?
Focus more, write poems less!

 

[Yuppie]

By day a successful trader
Caviar and Wine
By night the truth comes out
A troll on Trade2Whine

 

[Yuppie]

Am I long or am I short?
I've no idea - nows there's a thought.
How did I get in this mess?
Focus more, write poems less!

 

[gedward3]

Mary had a little stock and kept it in a bucket.

Every time the stock escaped her broker tried to f*ck it.......:cheesy: