My, €4.1k to €227k in 2 years, journal.

Good luck Benj. I also believe I have the stuff that will allow me to make a lot of money. It's taking longer than I thought it would (in 1999) but unless you believe today you can make more money tomorrow than you did yesterday, it won't happen and you'll remain an electrician for ever.

My first and last advice is that at this stage your priority must be limited to survival - keeping hold of enough cash to play with until you have learned enough to win the game.
 
I've been reading through all the IGindex material on the platform, looks pretty straightforward. "IF" i trade tomorrow (yes i know it's a bit early), it'll only be on small stakes - 50p a pip or something like that. I've read that most think the day starts at 7am, so i'll be getting up for the "open". Should be fun! Did anyone speak to Stephen from the Euro Stratospheric thread? Would be interesting to know what he's thinking. Anyway, if anyone's got any other trade ideas, it'd be good to bounce a few around. Cheers.
 
here it is what you've all been waiting for

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Notice to jungerns: keep your money in your pocket this is too complex SP for you, stick to your $90 a month ones.

Also I am glad your spending your inheritance wisely, gambling it away on football matches, which I guess must be slightly more rewarding than loosing it on fx et al.

(Note to myself: await for a response from jungerns saying how he's 10k up from the euros to date, obviously all recorded in his after the event journal.)

What was that adage you made up again? Oh yes - any profit is good profit....so on that basis you would lay your bet off now...which is what you will tell me you did, in about 45mins.
 
It's going to get even more lulzy in a min when I ask Benj which one of his multi nics he would like to keep....cos all the rest are getting deleted :LOL:
 

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Good luck Benj. I also believe I have the stuff that will allow me to make a lot of money. It's taking longer than I thought it would (in 1999) but unless you believe today you can make more money tomorrow than you did yesterday, it won't happen and you'll remain an electrician for ever.

My first and last advice is that at this stage your priority must be limited to survival - keeping hold of enough cash to play with until you have learned enough to win the game.

Thanks Tomorton - i know the odds are against me, but that's why it's a great challenge! It's all about the Positive Mental Attitude, AKA - Also Known As, PMA.

1999? Wow, maybe it is harder than i gave it credit for. I believe you'll succeed if you believe it too though. Good luck.
 
Benj has given it away a little with his insistence that he is now going to start trading tmrw, oh well, always good to see jungerns get in a hissy when he doesn't quite understand what everyone else is posting about, no matter how simple the topic is.
 
Where to begin. No offense...

But you haven't got a clue what you're heading into.

Your mindset is completely flawed if you want to make it in trading. The way you're portraying yourself as a people's champion/Rocky of traders is going to end in tears. You're probably a nice normal guy and are most likely laughing off all this hostility.... but it's just realistic opinions.

If you do trading right you will not just lose the £5k, but your ignorant mindset (which is a key to happiness) and easily your family. Everyone knows this could happen in trading, but for some reason when we start the thought of being a mind-****ed degenerate gambler seems like a cool label to have for yourself.

I started trading as a fresh, confident young kid, and came out as a successful trader...with severe depression and anxiety, and multiple nervous breakdowns along the way.

It's your life, but I honestly recommend that if you want to maintain your healthy (albeit naive, and unhealthy for trading) mindset, family, normal life....leave this forum now.

Understand that you wouldn't have made it in trading anyway and that it takes most people a long time ( for the very sharp people around 6 months, but many 10+ years) and a complete psychological reform- don't do the 'what if ' because in trading it's not like you're going to make it anyway.

If you ignorantly dismiss this, as I did a few years ago, then appreciate that you won't make it in trading unless you change your mindset and attitude- you will become a self-analysing bundle of nerves possibly and that could **** your life up. Is this loss of mindset worth it?

That's up to you ;)

Good luck whatever.


unless you're trolling you ******
 
Where to begin. No offense...

But you haven't got a clue what you're heading into.

Your mindset is completely flawed if you want to make it in trading. The way you're portraying yourself as a people's champion/Rocky of traders is going to end in tears. You're probably a nice normal guy and are most likely laughing off all this hostility.... but it's just realistic opinions.

If you do trading right you will not just lose the £5k, but your ignorant mindset (which is a key to happiness) and easily your family. Everyone knows this could happen in trading, but for some reason when we start the thought of being a mind-****ed degenerate gambler seems like a cool label to have for yourself.

I started trading as a fresh, confident young kid, and came out as a successful trader...with severe depression and anxiety, and multiple nervous breakdowns along the way.

It's your life, but I honestly recommend that if you want to maintain your healthy (albeit naive, and unhealthy for trading) mindset, family, normal life....leave this forum now.

Understand that you wouldn't have made it in trading anyway and that it takes most people a long time ( for the very sharp people around 6 months, but many 10+ years) and a complete psychological reform- don't do the 'what if ' because in trading it's not like you're going to make it anyway.

If you ignorantly dismiss this, as I did a few years ago, then appreciate that you won't make it in trading unless you change your mindset and attitude- you will become a self-analysing bundle of nerves possibly and that could **** your life up. Is this loss of mindset worth it?

That's up to you ;)

Good luck whatever.


unless you're trolling you ******

With respect, i disagree. However, i'll reflect on your comments, as they sound like they've come from someone who know a bit about trading and spreadbetting. Time to watch floored! Big up to the Kimo.
 
Thanks Kimo, i'll watch that later on tonight, much appreciated.


Hey, no problemos dude. Dan Zanger, sold his porche to fund his account when he knew that the time was right. How right was, DZ!?

PS. You're not Dan Zanger, are you?
 
Better still I'm going to watch the Footie.......

Spain have scored and I have £2000 on 3 goals or more in match at 3.15

Thank you Gentleman.......

Maldives for the third time this year free of charge.....Cheers....:LOL::LOL:
 
Thank you Gentleman.......

Maldives for the third time this year free of charge.....Cheers....:LOL::LOL:

Cough cough you stink of BS yet again - you are a natural born scammer with those tactics. You mentioned your bet when Spain were 2 up, that's Spain - perhaps one of the best teams ever.

You were awfully quiet during the rest of the tournament. Bet on 3+ goals in either semi? Go on show us your statement.
 
I told you, no gayness. What don't you get about what i said to you??

An' I told you, no world-class lulz. I do for you, you don't do for me? Is that how this works?

They canned my suicide thread already. OK, OK, ain't no big thang, we can do this anywhere they want. Right here is fine.

You don't want gayness? Listen to me my friend. I got a great gaydar, and it's telling me this: the gay dam is in danger of breaking. Understand? There's a torrent of gay porn within minutes of here. If the dam breaks, you won't have time to run. You'll get washed away.

All I want is to leave quietly. You and your fellow lulz-wallahs / chumps, and the mods, need to let me do that.

If my only option is to burn my bridges with sheets of gay napalm, that's what I'll do.
 
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