Best Thread Joke of the day

[KTF]

And the award for the most far fetched joke goes to.....

 

[Atilla]

Why do Elves go to school?


To learn the Elfebet... :cheesy:

 

[MrGecko]

Atilla, you should wait until Christmas before you pull your crackers.

 

[Atilla]

Atilla, you should wait until Christmas before you pull your crackers.

Times are hard Mr Gecko... Very hard...


What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

 

[Atilla]

What's the strongest bird?

A crane.

 

[Atilla]

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

 

[Atilla]

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb in a tree and act like a nut. :whistling

 

[Atilla]

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay! :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

[Atilla]

What do you say when a dog runs away?


Dog-gone! :clap:

 

[Atilla]

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me. :|

 

[MrGecko]

What do mexicans hide under their carpets?

underlay - underlay

 

[Atilla]

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

 

[fibonelli]

 

[wasp]

found randomly...

 

[Pat494]

Gordon, Mandy and Darling went to Switzerland for a skiing holiday.
They were half way up the beginners slope when a sudden avalanche swept them away !
Who was saved ?





























BRITAIN :clap::clap:

 

[Atilla]

Gordon, Mandy and Darling went to Switzerland for a skiing holiday.
They were half way up the beginners slope when a sudden avalanche swept them away !
Who was saved ?

David Cameron :|

 

[Atilla]

Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

It was a litterbug. :!:

 

[Atilla]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


Frostbite.

 

[Atilla]

Murphy's wife told him he should put a pair of clean socks on every day. By Friday he couldn't get his boots on. :cheesy:

 

[Atilla]

A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill. :smart: