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True story!
As I was visiting my dear old mum today, it was windy and pelting down with drizzle. You know when gusts of wind spits and smacks the rain drops to your face kind of delightful weather...
As I got out of the car making my way to the door, I saw about 10-12 people, young and old smartly dressed, getting ready to make their calls. I thought, how charming. Jehovas Witnesses.
They all looked pretty misserable. For some profound reason this made me really happy. :cheesy:
Is that strange or am I evil? :innocent:
There is a Liverpool supporter in my family so we support them when they don't play one of our local teams, either Arsenal, Español or Barça. Yesterday we had two of them on tv, so it was a busy day for us. Spain watches British football very closely and there is one British league game televised every Saturday plus, of course, all the European Cup games, so the Brits are well represented over here.
We had high hopes of Ramos making a go of it with Spurs, but it doesn't look like it, does it?
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3 doctors are sitting bragging in a bar about their ability to save lives.
One says: 'we got a patient who had had his arm chopped off on a building site. We re-attached his arm, and the operation was so successful that he was back at work in 6 months, and he was so efficient that he put two other builders out of work.'
The second one says: 'That's nothing! We got a victim in who had been involed in a factory explosion, and both of his legs were pulverised. We re-made them from tissue samples from the site of the accident, and the procedure was so successful that he got a job as a bicycle courier and he was so efficient that he put 5 couriers out of work!'
The first doctor looked impressed, but then the third doctor said his piece: 'That's nothing! I was called to a car accident once, and the victim had been completely vapourised. All that remained was the lingering smell of a fart as he shat himself before the crash. I caught it in a dustbin bag, took it to the hospital and set to work. We wrapped an ******** around it, then a torso, arms, legs, a head. When Mr. Brown rejoined the workforce, he put the whole f**king country out of work!'
One says: 'we got a patient who had had his arm chopped off on a building site. We re-attached his arm, and the operation was so successful that he was back at work in 6 months, and he was so efficient that he put two other builders out of work.'
The second one says: 'That's nothing! We got a victim in who had been involed in a factory explosion, and both of his legs were pulverised. We re-made them from tissue samples from the site of the accident, and the procedure was so successful that he got a job as a bicycle courier and he was so efficient that he put 5 couriers out of work!'
The first doctor looked impressed, but then the third doctor said his piece: 'That's nothing! I was called to a car accident once, and the victim had been completely vapourised. All that remained was the lingering smell of a fart as he shat himself before the crash. I caught it in a dustbin bag, took it to the hospital and set to work. We wrapped an ******** around it, then a torso, arms, legs, a head. When Mr. Brown rejoined the workforce, he put the whole f**king country out of work!'
