Best Thread Joke of the day

An Irishman wanted to start an ostrich farm.

He went to the bank to borrow enough money to buy 1000 chicks.

A week later he was back at the bank again asking them to finance another 1000 chicks because the first lot had died.

The bank manager asked what had gone wrong.

The Irishman said, "I'm f**ked if I know, maybe I planted them too deep or too close together".
 
BREAKING NEWS from JAPAN

Global banking crisis hits Japan

Bad news from the Far East this today as Japanese banks are the latest to be hit.

Apparently, the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up, Karaoke Bank has gone for a song and just announced...

The Bonsai Bank is cutting back its branches :cheesy::LOL::clap:
 
Two cannibals sitting on a park bench. One cannibal turns to the other and says "don't know about yours but my clown tastes a bit funny."


Why are pirates called pirates?? COS THEY ARRRRRRRRRR!!!
 
An Irishman walks into a bar. The barman says "hello Paddy, how ya doin'? what can I get ya?" Paddy says "I'll have a pint a guiness and a pork pie." The barman asks "would ya like it cut into 4 or 8 slices?" Paddy replies "ya better make it 4 I'll never eat 8."
 
Chicken and Mushroom Pie walks into a bar and ask for a pint of beer.

Barman replies...

Sorry mate we don't serve food here! :LOL::clap::cheesy:
 
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A polar bear walks into a bar.

Barman says "hello there, what can i get you?"

Polar bear replies " I'll have a gin and ......................................tonic"

Barman says " sure, but why the long pause."
 
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