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"Neil Woodford launches new investment fund"
You couldn't make it up!
You couldn't make it up!
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LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL
01. LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM
When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.
04. CANNON'S KARMIC LAW
If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.
05 O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW
If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.
06. BELL'S THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
07. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.
08. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
09. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. OWEN'S LAW
As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
01. LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
02. ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
03. KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM
When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone.
04. CANNON'S KARMIC LAW
If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre.
05 O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW
If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now.
06. BELL'S THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
07. RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.
08. WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
09. ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. OWEN'S LAW
As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Atilla
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Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile
Hmmm technically speaking, I'd say that was more Virgin immobile
Haha!
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New way of sanitization.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A hole was discovered in a fence that surrounded a nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
A hole was discovered in a fence that surrounded a nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
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I'm unsure who Fibo_Trader is or why (and how) he/she/it posts so much, but its entertaining to pop in every couple of weeks and catch-up on the monologue.
But this was a LoL post from Fibo yesterday:
"pizza delivery boys and gynecologists have same dilemma, they can smell it but can't eat it!"
But this was a LoL post from Fibo yesterday:
"pizza delivery boys and gynecologists have same dilemma, they can smell it but can't eat it!"
