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A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.*
The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?'*
'There's something wrong with my c**k', he replied.*
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '*
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.*
The receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.*
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'*
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.*
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.*
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'*
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.*
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.*
'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'*
'I can't p*ss out of it,' he replied.*
The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?'*
'There's something wrong with my c**k', he replied.*
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '*
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.*
The receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.*
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'*
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.*
The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.*
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'*
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.*
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.*
'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'*
'I can't p*ss out of it,' he replied.*