I'm Quitting This Forum!

Is there a statue of limitations on
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How many post one has to post before quitting?
When can one come back if one wants to?
Is one allowed back?
and most importantly where does one go when one finally quits?
Is there a place where where all quitters coverge?
I only ask the above as I believe someday my time might come when I am invited to join the qutters club and want to make sure I do it right!

You can't come back if you quit. Once you quit, that's it!
 
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neil
Education is an admirable thing but it is well to remember, from time to time, that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
(Oscar Wilde)

Are you sure Oscar said that ? ;) - I always thought it was attributed to Socratese (Soocrates?) ???
 
You can't come back if you quit. Once you quit, that's it!

You can even come back after you retire. Quitting is much less final that retirement.

Wrong (loud loser bell sound) (n)




Its harder to come back from a good banning though. :)
 
Just like the corpse in a Shakespearian play - everytime you think it has finally snuffed it, it sits up again and starts spouting more nonsense
Alas poor Yoric !!
 
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True' Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against

the sorry ******* who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag you about it every chance I get until you're Not.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at your clumsy ass but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask;

'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

But don't get depressed because you can only think

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