Election Predictions

Nigel Farage has been injured in a light plane crash, sounds like sabotage to me.

Oh dashed bad luck what? Hope he didn't buy the farm. ME109 probably got him, diving out of the sun, piloted by Angela Merkel's grandad I shouldn't wonder.

Bandits, Angel one five, more hun on the way, scramble, scramble!

Oh stone the crows they've disappeared into a cloud of ash....

....wait a minute, they're dropping leaflets.....hell no, it isn't leaflets, it's Euro notes!
 
N. Rothschild,......Soz,.I'll move on,..pardon me,...(cough, splutter,..walking away with head held low)
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