Comments relating to The Expert and his threads

[ezreddy]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Since this seems to be the rhyming and riddling post, thought I would give my hand at some poetry:

Ere one day a thread was made, on how a self proclaimed expert said he would trade,
He said he could teach but were the promises kept? Is he really an expert or just inept,
Along came a few and they started to read, because a self proclaimed expert had planted a seed,
He threw out some hints, riddles and scorn, but so far the readers have all been forlorn,
Some started to mutter and some to scoff, even Skill Leverage wondered if the plane would take off,
And some are still waiting for the last curtain to drop, but don't hold your breath on learning to trade Full Stop

Okay, TE, I am ready for some more abuse

 

[MrGecko]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

^^ the peak of this thread ^^

fantastic

 

[GladiatorX]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Since this seems to be the rhyming and riddling post, thought I would give my hand at some poetry:

Ere one day a thread was made, on how a self proclaimed expert said he would trade,
He said he could teach but were the promises kept? Is he really an expert or just inept,
Along came a few and they started to read, because a self proclaimed expert had planted a seed,
He threw out some hints, riddles and scorn, but so far the readers have all been forlorn,
Some started to mutter and some to scoff, even Skill Leverage wondered if the plane would take off,
And some are still waiting for the last curtain to drop, but don't hold your breath on learning to trade Full Stop

Okay, TE, I am ready for some more abuse

That was actually brillaint; 95% as good as mine, keep practicing and you'll get there!

 

[ezreddy]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

That was actually brillaint; 95% as good as mine, keep practicing and you'll get there!

Maybe you should open a thread on Rhyming Full Stop

 

[MrGecko]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

I think the expert
Is a Troll and full of sh!t
I wish he would leave

 

[GladiatorX]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Maybe you should open a thread on Rhyming Full Stop

I was thinking about IT, then i decided not to do my BIT,
You see threads are kind of BORING, and i don't want to be SNORING

Hopefully that helps you take your rhyme to the next level. Level 4

 

[MrGecko]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Top class poetry thread

Highly recommended.

 

[FXTrend240]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

who be this dude,
says he can teach us trading, how rude,
what does he know,bro?

tell you what,
show us some proof you got the moves,
and we bro's stop hasslin and follow the groove.

Gladiator thinks he's a playa,
well dang, if he is, that makes me the maya!

(maya=slang for mayor)

 

[FXTrend240]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

you bro's scared?
should be, cos i be mayored

 

[trendie]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Of your abuse, we have taken the brunt.
Cryptic you are, not straight or blunt
Tradings all about taking a punt
Cheeky you are, you have some front,
Erm... Run out of rhyming words.

 

[MrGecko]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

There once was a thread by The Expert,
Which reading required some effort.
He's Gay like Dave Bowie
And can't trade for toffee
With breath that smells like ar$e yoghurt.

 

[GladiatorX]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

who be this dude,
says he can teach us trading, how rude,
what does he know,bro?

tell you what,
show us some proof you got the moves,
and we bro's stop hasslin and follow the groove.

Gladiator thinks he's a playa,
well dang, if he is, that makes me the maya!

(maya=slang for mayor)

Wow u just hit level 6

 

[trendie]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Clues and puzzles, and all manner of skullduggery,
Patronising and rude, and verbal thuggery,
Vague, clueless, full of ambiguity,
Lacking any intellectual acuity,
Can he trade? Can he buggery.

 

[elitejets]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

The Expert came over from Citybulls
And bluffed that he knew about trade-ables
But his time is done,
He has impressed no one
Go back to playing with your genitulls

 

[FXTrend240]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Now we bro's rule this town,
so get yo black ass out,clown.

 

[GladiatorX]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

Go back to playing with your genitulls

YES Ma'am./

 

[LittleKnown]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

The Expert thought he was a know it all,
From these little rhymes it seems he knew $£"% all..

 

[pb]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

There is this fella called The Expert
Reminds me of our ol' Albert
Won't write a sentence straight,
The riddles are shi1te, far from great,
Please Lord, not yet another loonie braggart !

 

[Lightning McQueen]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

threads of old were a blast
but sadly that time has long passed
what fcking git!
writes this new $hit!
brain-dead ****ery to the last

 

[The Expert]

Re: How To Trade: Full Stop

hey diddle diddle, the riddle the riddle
just one is but slick, the rest are so thick:cheesy:
for naught they are at, as blind as a bat
with rhymes so so silly, they are nilly willy

oh look at me, a trader i be
for I know TA, I learned it today
my buddies know too, we all have a clue
for some of us see, and pay Mr.C

along come TE, not like me or he
for he surely know, what very few show
he opens the door, for fools a galore
but few of them see, that he is TE

TE is the lad, to make you feel glad
your wad it will be, as big as the sea
but for to transpire, you must be no liar
and truth you must say, day after day

if truth he do see, then glad he will be:clap:
some nuggets appear, between the two ear
small change will come next, all for the best
and soon you will see, that TE is TE:smart:

The Expert, aka, TE :smart: