Hey guys, some trivia in the life of Fibo ......................... last week ..................
received a letter from the city Council stating that a formal complaint had been filed against me by a woman neighbor 450 yards away for disturbing the night PEACE & QUIET in the canyons by growling super loud low frequency bursts spaced every 15 minutes nearing 10 PM nite.
The request by the council was that no laws were broken since it was all prior to 10 PM but to please show some consideration as such low frequency sounds can carry in the canyons for 5 miles or more.
I sent a nice reply, "I'll try to accommodate you, one and all but around 9:45 PM is when I let it rip with growls down to 5 Hz. Its very therapeutic for me. And you will acknowledge from the high taxes I am paying that I am primarily paying for privacy in the vast spaces of Nature in the Canyons. Nobody asks recipients of my largesse and mating Calls to be out on their balcony or porches to receive such an onslaught. Only those who are ready and willing
and predisposed to receive are welcome. Others should close their doors and watch TV instead like everyone else"
Reply from City council was: "Thank you Joe. We understand and since it is prior to 10 PM as the complaint states, you are excused from further explanations. Pls forgive our intrusion!"
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The best way to solve such sh*t is with direct confrontation. So at 9 PM one night I knocked on her door and when she opened, I let out the same growl. She screamed in terror and bolted into the back terrace. I continues standing outside, not venturing inside and she screamed, "what do you want, Joe>" I replied, "I want to invite you to a drink with me at my house! Make yourself respectable & worthy, put on some good perfume, brush your teeth, mouth odor turns me off, then come on over and let me show you the time of your life of your dreams that your ex-husband never ever could or did or ever will do! ............. Ball's in your court, baby, I'll expect you in 45 minutes!"
She came and stayed. I recorded the entire episode and sent it to the city Council as a recording.
My bet is that I will never ever ever ever see another complaint of low frequency growls and mating calls EVER again! All live-alone-b*tches are fair game!!!!
Expected side-outcome: the City council woman (not a bad looker) will stop by sooner or later for some action of the 3rd kind!
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