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fibo_trader
Virus buggering up my scene big time. Can't do stuff like I used to, everyone is in such a bad mood, esp. cops. Just look at Trader333. They get madder when I try to loosen them up.
Not like in the old days ....................
pulled over for outrageous speeding late nite on my way to a Line dancing hangout and the cop come up to the window and said, "you're going to spend a week minm. in jail (not lifetime ban)" Usual stuff, license and reg etc., then he sees the big smile and asks, "why are you smiling when you know you're going to jail?"
Fibo: You won't call it in.
Cop: Why won't i?
Fibo: Because this is Texas, the most beautiful state with the best roads and YOU would not penalize a young fella for going crazy and opening up the throttle.
Cop: (smile come-d to his face) "nice try but you're going to need a much better excuse"
Fibo: OK then. My holster is in the back seat, take it out and remove the bullets.
Cop: Why?
Fibo: In Texas its settled with a draw.
Cop: (laffing) who will judge who is faster?
Fibo: I'll pull on you before your gun even leaves the holster. No referee reqd.
Cop: OK then, let's do it.
He had no chance. Its Fibo's thing, always has been.
30 minutes later the cop has dropped off the squad car, changed his clothes and we went out and got drunk at the Line Dancing place in Texarkana. Even brought a hat for me to wear. Still friends till today.
Not like in the old days ....................
pulled over for outrageous speeding late nite on my way to a Line dancing hangout and the cop come up to the window and said, "you're going to spend a week minm. in jail (not lifetime ban)" Usual stuff, license and reg etc., then he sees the big smile and asks, "why are you smiling when you know you're going to jail?"
Fibo: You won't call it in.
Cop: Why won't i?
Fibo: Because this is Texas, the most beautiful state with the best roads and YOU would not penalize a young fella for going crazy and opening up the throttle.
Cop: (smile come-d to his face) "nice try but you're going to need a much better excuse"
Fibo: OK then. My holster is in the back seat, take it out and remove the bullets.
Cop: Why?
Fibo: In Texas its settled with a draw.
Cop: (laffing) who will judge who is faster?
Fibo: I'll pull on you before your gun even leaves the holster. No referee reqd.
Cop: OK then, let's do it.
He had no chance. Its Fibo's thing, always has been.
30 minutes later the cop has dropped off the squad car, changed his clothes and we went out and got drunk at the Line Dancing place in Texarkana. Even brought a hat for me to wear. Still friends till today.