Anyone scalping the FTSE Futures??

[nitrader]

medal please

Well done.

I will give you two medals if you predict what happens next

 

[hereward the wake]

well done.

I will give you two medals if you predict what happens next

boom

 

[postman]

don't forget boe 12am

How is dear old ftse these days.
Limping along as ever ?

 

[hereward the wake]

How is dear old ftse these days.
Limping along as ever ?

unbelievable

 

[hereward the wake]

Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. So, er, thanks. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.

 

[postman]

Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. So, er, thanks. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.

Kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk

 

[postman]

CNBC late to the ($65 oil) party, they bring a bottle of Babycham (Oil to go to $40) and proceed to drink your Stella.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/102238965

Its from an FT article where they liken it to buying a lottery ticket, but Cramer says its 'smart money'.

Why do people watch that sh1te.

 

[hereward the wake]

"Hello is that Curry's? I'd like to place an order for two supplementary, auxiliary speakers, to go with my Midi Hi-Fi system, apropos achieving surround sound. 'Apropos'...it's Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in Curry's."

 

[postman]

I had to answer a question on the FT site to read the article.

"Tracey is a 38 year old woman who always does her weekly shop at Sainsburys. What kind of woman do you think she is?"

I answered "A blonde".

Just listening to a supermarket shopping story on R4 right now. Must be flavour of the day.

 

[postman]

I’ve just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em. Never gonna use ‘em

 

[postman]

Get ready.

 

[postman]

Uh oh.
US economy soaring, interest rates going up sooner than expected. Selloff.

Nah! Its Christmas, buy MOAR.

 

[postman]

Long dax 9995

my stop got hit at 10020.
I'll buy back in later.

 

[itspossible]

https://twitter.com/dailydax30

 

[itspossible]

twiz/davie has dropped a large bollock again-prizes to the first person to get his next incarnation
https://twitter.com/search?q=dailydax30

 

[hereward the wake]

twiz/davie has dropped a large bollock again-prizes to the first person to get his next incarnation

I can't for the life of me see why he does not use stops.

 

[postman]

https://twitter.com/dailydax30

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You can search Twitter using the search box below or return to the homepage.

 

[barjon]

I can't for the life of me see why he does not use stops.

well, with stops you'd see a lot of losers on his account. Whilst the trades are still open they don't count

 

[nitrader]

twiz/davie has dropped a large bollock again-prizes to the first person to get his next incarnation
https://twitter.com/search?q=dailydax30

How many times can you die and come back again?

 

[hereward the wake]

wonder if he will come back and troll us again