A journal

...Actually, it may not be a snow-woman....Gay snowmen...? Melt them all...
 
If it is a snow-woman...she could end up pregnant....another single snow-woman mum on benefits...ffs.
 
I built a snowman last year...he ended up leaving me...work took him abroad.
 
The snowperson that was built the other year, 2006 i think, ended up in A&E, needed his/her stomach pumping.
 
The one in 2003 broke into the neighbours house and killed thier pet hamster with a cheese grater.
 
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