Xmas Present ideas for Wife or Gf ..?

[yacarob1]

A divorce kit.

 

[UKtradergirl]

How about one of these?

 

[yacarob1]

Yuk, a sh1t and vomit machine.

 

[Hoggums]

How about one of these?

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Got 2 already. That's enough.

 

[0007]

Order up a nice cold, clear, sunny & still, winter's day. Present her with a pre-arranged hot-air balloon ride taking place on that day. Follow up with romantic evening candle-light dinner.

Old-fashoned but nice (certainly for Mrs 0007).

 

[yacarob1]

A silver plated tray from H. Samuel

Divorce guaranteed.

Mission accomplished

 

[0007]

A silver plated tray from H. Samuel

Divorce guaranteed.

Mission accomplished

+ some Ratner's bling ?