Write a poem about your day's trading

[arabianights]

I'll start:

Sometimes I bought and sometimes I sold
But it was pretty much all at the same price
Could I make a fortune before I get old
Trading like that... well it would be nice

As the day wore on, my eyelids 'came heavy
And pornographic videos I viewed
Until out of the corner of my eye I saw the office secretary
Who is something of a prude

All at once, my face did grow red
Not unlike my PnL
But never mind, I ain't dead
And one day I may learn to spell.

(and write poetry)

 

[N Rothschild]

you faggot

 

[arabianights]

no u

 

[oiltanker]

Click

Click. What?
Click. Oh no!
Click. Sht!
Click. FFS!

 

[HawkTrader]

Click

Click. What?
Click. Oh no!
Click. Sht!
Click. FFS!

You forgot the rest.

Click-Click-Click-Click-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-F*CKINGCLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-F*CKINGCLICK-CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK-CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK-CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK!!!!!!!!!

*Dead*

 

[N Rothschild]

You forgot the rest.

Click-Click-Click-Click-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-F*CKINGCLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-F*CKINGCLICK-CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK-CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK-CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLICK!!!!!!!!!

*Dead*

"margin call"

 

[elitejets]

You are all faggots

 

[Mr Flibble]

Qul hu allah hu ahad
Allahu samad
Lamya lid walam ulad
Walam yakula hu kufuwan ahad

Say it and feel better.
Works for me after a bad days trading. Translation below

He is one
The eternal
He begets not nor is he begotten
And there is none like Him.

Poetry from a higher source. Can you feel the power?

 

[arabianights]

Can you feel the power?

Like a suicide bombing

 

[barjon]

I'm gonna favour longs today I said as I went short
One day I'm going to listen and do it as I ought
See, it's long I told you so, that's why my stop's gone pop
It's not too late, so jump on board - ignore the nearby top

It's short! It's short! I shoulda stayed and coulda made a pile
The long stop pops, no matter that I'd moved it half a mile
I'd better pause and have a brew and figure out the cost
My sainted aunt, it can't be true, is that how much I've lost

Well let's regroup, I can do this - as I boasted in a post
I'm short again, it's headed up and I've burnt my bloody toast
Patience, patience rest awhile - it comes to those who wait
Another pop another stop and it's only ten past eight

 

[HawkTrader]

I'm not scalpin' & I'm not swingin',
I don't know, I'm just blingin',
What's with the labels? Might as well write fables.

I don't have any rules, I don't have any plan,
I just enter at random & bam, bam, bam,
I just lost 100 percent of my capital, f*ck it, I'll just go and fap it, too.

 

[Mr Flibble]

Like a suicide bombing

I'm not biting

Peace.

 

[arabianights]

I'm not biting

Peace.

Well you're not gonna be a strict muslim if you're spread betting, are you

 

[trader_dante]

Well you're not gonna be a strict muslim if you're spread betting, are you

I have a good friend, a muslim girl, who suggested to me the other night that it would be fun to "get dressed up and visit a casino".

She then proceeded to tell me that she would take money to gamble but I would have to keep any winnings as it was against her religion.

Now, that's what I call risk free gambling

 

[arabianights]

I also call it organised religion, tis a good laugh

It gives the impression that god is a traffic warden...

 

[Mr Flibble]

Wow you really are an angry individual. The comedy is a facade?

 

[arabianights]

I'm not remotely angry

 

[sighthound]

I have a good friend, a muslim girl, who suggested to me the other night that it would be fun to "get dressed up and visit a casino".

She then proceeded to tell me that she would take money to gamble but I would have to keep any winnings as it was against her religion.

Now, that's what I call risk free gambling

A religion where the girl has to give you money,"PRAISE BE TO THE LORD,HALLELUJAH" where do I join, sign me up brother,Aaammmen!

 

[counter_violent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OugRBcUJeEI&feature=related

Trader trader ill at ease
Reading to much Socratease
Don't do angst don't do stife
Leave that nonsense to the wife

Where's The Expert it's time for action
Green baize walls Red light on
DIY multi monitor bracket
Ut oh here comes nurse Ratched

Some they say he is a toff
Others say he is a boff
Eleventh commandment Thou shalt not scoff !
Medication is a wearing off

Dreams of dealing down at Refco
Never mind there's always Tesco
Grab the bogof
Time to log off

 

[megamuel]

You know I just laid down that flow!