Just for your information
Nelly didn't get that column for winning a battle as most people think but for shagging THE elite of pretty girls. They decided to have lions at the bottom not balls for decoration.
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This is true, although you won't read about it in so-called "history" books.
Another little-known fact is that the heroic and dashing Sir Francis Drake has done uncommonly well out of a simple misunderstanding.
When the Armada was sighted, he was indeed "playing bowls", but not in the way that most people think. The confusion arises from the fact that our modern word "balls" is in truth a corruption of the Olde English "bowls".
"Bowls" was a contest of manliness similar in many respects to conkers, which did in fact replace it some time during The Thirty Years' War. The participants would take turns walloping each others "bowls" with their own in an attempt to force the other to yield. This was a very popular sport at the time, and men would train intensively for these contests. One common method was the attachment of heavy weights to the "bowls" with the aim of lengthening the scrotal bag, thus allowing a greater swing (or "swynge" as it was known at the time).
Sir Francis was a noted champion of this fine sport, such that one contemporary noted "He hath indeede ye bowls of ye irone" (from whence we derive the modern expression "balls of steel").
Gambling was common at these contests, and on the day in question Sir Francis stood to gain a considerable sum on victory (7 groats and a pig, plus a flagon of goode beere).
Thus his action was not in fact heroic as is often portrayed, but rather motivated by simple greed.
This is not to take anything away from the great man, who was every bit as good at walloping the Queen's enemies as you have heard.